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    I am well trained in CIA-Jutsu, and I can tell you that the CIA is huge in Australia. In fact, they have moved every office from the US to rural Australia.

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    I am well trained in CIA-Jutsu, and I can tell you that the CIA is huge in Australia. In fact, they have moved every office from the US to rural Australia.
    Ah yes, that explains the wool boom :P

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    Hey guys ive got a bit of an update.

    I know now that this guy holds his lessons in his garage behind his house and when you sign up you get a book and a knife (wtf!). My friend doesnt wanna tell me were this guy is teaching so i wont be bothered with it untill he starts teaching BJJ.

    Aparently his going to set up HALF of his garage with mats to teach BJJ.

    Now i dont know about you but his shed must be fair big if half of it is suitable for real BJJ classes.

    I still think this dude is full of ****...so once he starts teaching BJJ ill really get onto exposing him!

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    You cast pre-judgement!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sasquatch989 View Post
    You cast pre-judgement!!!!!
    All nearby enemies receive an INIT panelty and their speed is lowered by 2!

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    Early Judgement in this case, and I hate to use my "jump to conclusions" matt too soon, is justified. Anyone claiming to teach a "secret" or "deadly military" martial art, is full of **** literally evertime that it has come up on this site. I mean, this is not the 80's, I cannot believe that in this day and age -some 16 years after Royce Gracie shocked the MA world with real fighting- that people still buy into this ****. DIM Mak, no touch KOs, Ninja mind control, and "secret" CIA techniques, are all still alive and well. WTF?

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    I know now that this guy holds his lessons in his garage behind his house and when you sign up you get a book and a knife (wtf!).
    Holy crap. Now this is worse than I was expecting.

    But hey, I need a new knife. Butterknives just aren't dangerous enough to practise my deadly FBI-Jutsu knifefighting techniques anymore; maybe this CIA-Jutsu is exactly what I need.

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    hahahaha...i really think someone is bs-ing your friend (or your friend is bs-ing you...but the first option is better).

    there is no "secret CIA martial art" and if there was, what would this dude be doing teaching it in australia?

    also, if this martial art is so "secret", why would this guy be teaching it to your friend? what's so special about your friend?

    i'll bet you that if you ever get this guy's name and type it into google, the first fifty links will say "SCAM! SCAM! SCAM!"

    =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Art View Post
    Who is Alan Smithee? What is his BJJ lineage?

    I love all the films Alan Smithee has directed, even if Alan Smithee doesn't!

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    Anyway, CIA martial arts are easy to learn. You just need a briefcase full of money, and then a ticket out of town booked two weeks before the "incident" you paid for happens.

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