Karate Hobo

**USMC0351** · Posted On: 2/15/2009 10:26am

Originally Posted by sasquatch989

Hepatitis free?!?!?! What are you, Mormon?

No, I drink and smoke more then Chris Hitchens and have about the same beliefs.

**USMC0351** · Posted On: 2/15/2009 10:40am

Originally Posted by diesel_tke

Yeah, that sux. Looks cold as hell up there! It's been in the 70s down here in Florida!!

Been about 17-ish here.

**Diesel_tke** · Posted On: 2/15/2009 10:53am

My God! That's ridiculous!!

***jnp*** · Posted On: 2/15/2009 11:20am

Originally Posted by USMC0351

I'm from Florida. My dad keeps bragging about the nice temps everytime I call.

Asshole.

Tell the hobo to go down to Florida and move in with your dad. That'll teach him.

**RemmyHun** · Posted On: 2/15/2009 11:51am

Your hobo's try and do karate are hobos (Central FL) hold signs for beer and pretend to be war vets. At least yours gives a bit of entertainment. Heh, FL is for retired hobo's too I guess. >.<!

**USMC0351** · Posted On: 2/15/2009 12:09pm

Originally Posted by jnp

Tell the hobo to go down to Florida and move in with your dad. That'll teach him.

Don't tempt me.

**USMC0351** · Posted On: 2/15/2009 12:12pm

Originally Posted by RemmyHun

Your hobo's try and do karate are hobos (Central FL) hold signs for beer and pretend to be war vets. At least yours gives a bit of entertainment. Heh, FL is for retired hobo's too I guess. >.<!

Yeah, I used to see them at the Jacksonville Landing all the time. They are really bad in Orange Park now (2 miles south of J-ville). I have do deal with the psuedo-war vets here as well. Nothing like a drunken smelly hobo bragging about being a staff sergent in the Navy to get your lulz on.

**Happy Panda** · Posted On: 2/15/2009 12:49pm

The Jacksonville Ninja would totally kick his ass.
YouTube - The Jacksonville Ninja - WITN

Back when I was in high school, he would also bring out a radio sometimes and just dance all day. He was pretty awesome as far as hobos go.

**RemmyHun** · Posted On: 2/15/2009 12:55pm

Wow. lol. Way cooler then the Hobo I knew. Then again, the Hobo I knew built a little house/fort in the woods and had an insane junk collection. Then they made him move because someone was going to build an actual house. Haven't seen him since.

**USMC0351** · Posted On: 2/15/2009 12:57pm

Originally Posted by Happy Panda

The Jacksonville Ninja would totally kick his ass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjet2GlW54I

Back when I was in high school, he would also bring out a radio sometimes and just dance all day. He was pretty awesome as far as hobos go.

I've drove past that guy a couple of times. I don't remember the intersection he's at though. Pretty entertaining.