Thalassemia: Is this my goodbye to martial arts?

[omoplatypus]

Lily is at work and cannot post this.

She told me to call you a HamBeast.

i really don't care what lilly has to say to/about me.

and besides, ham is the devil's white meat. this yid wont touch.

[CoffeeFan]

i really don't care what lilly has to say to/about me.

and besides, ham is the devil's white meat. this yid wont touch.

Out of curiosity, have you ever tried bacon? If not, turkey bacon is a good substitute that's kosher and low in calories. Less calories, less Treyf, more awsome!

[omoplatypus]

yes, i have been a very secular person in the past. hell, i even went to a christian boarding school for 3 years.

i'm assuming your jewish with your proper spelling of treyf. i would be considered a ba'al tshuvah. and turkey bacon is hella awesome. but because of the time required between meet and dairy dishes, and the extortionate cost of kosher meats. i don't eat that much in the way of meat anymore.

[JP]

Okay.

So this thread is about pussies, bacon and Jews.

Check. It's still Bullshido. Carry on.

[Lily]

i hate fasting

I bet.


Don't worry, I love eating too. Its how I ballooned to 420lb but I've lost 120lb in the last 2.5 years.

[3moose1]

yes, i have been a very secular person in the past. hell, i even went to a christian boarding school for 3 years.

i'm assuming your jewish with your proper spelling of treyf. i would be considered a ba'al tshuvah. and turkey bacon is hella awesome. but because of the time required between meet and dairy dishes, and the extortionate cost of kosher meats. i don't eat that much in the way of meat anymore.

Personally, I don't follow the whole meat +dairy business.

Fucking A, man, after studying the Torah, the passage says, "you can not has goat that has been boiled in itz mom'z milks, lol"

I forgot what book, its Septuagint? Talmud? I forget, and i raped the spelling of the first one, anyway, that says not to mix as a precaution....


well, the odds are Astronomical that the mommy cow of the burger you're eating made the cheese or what have you.

Feel free to jewdOWN me, though, as you probably will.

[3moose1]

absolutly, it's gonna suck. i hate fasting. but, if i am diabetic or hypoglycemic then i can get out of fasting on yom kippur.

I don't fast on Yom Kippur. I don't fast at all. Except when i'm trying to cut weight, which i usually end up saying, "**** this, i'll fight at this weight".


I should really start being a better jew, though.


Also, YOU IZ FAT AND HAS THE DIABETTUS.

Wilford Brimley would like to speak with you.

[hungryjoe]

Go try the aikido and maybe the tai chi.

Seriously - The aikido will give you a lot of perspective in movement, distance and off balance.

Piss on you all people, in advance, who have never spent years in aikido. There are beneficial aspects if the time is not spent in a LARPing atmosphere.

Tai Chi - honestly I only spent months here, but felt where it could complement years training in other areas.

Above all WK, stay in touch.

[HappyOldGuy]

By the way, if the diabetes thing turns out to be true, then run, don't walk to your local bookstore and pick up The Diabetic Athlete's Handbook. By Sheri Colberg. It's the brand new and improved sequel to the also excellent, The Diabetic Athlete. Those are absolute must reads for anyone who wants to be serious about exercise or sports with diabetes.

[Hesperus]

well, the odds are Astronomical that the mommy cow of the burger you're eating made the cheese or what have you.

Beef cattle and milk cattle aren't even similar. Way to be a senior in high school and not know anything about modern agriculture.

"Know something about everything, and everything about something." - T.A. Huxley