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  1. Ian G.R. is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by battlefields
    one massive paragraph of bollocks
    Sir, can I ask you a question?

    When you gargle after you brush your teeth, do you gargle with jizz?

    If so, is it A] your own B] a hobo's or C] a pet's?

    Thanks for your time.
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    you forgot the D)all of the above option! How can you have a multiple choice question without 'all of the above' or a comedic option?
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    I will **** my pants and die if the OP trains any of the things in his style field.
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    There's something about getting sodomized that appeals to me. So when I am confronted with going dick to dick to dick to dick to dick to dick to dick, I have to think, do I have the appropriate skills to handle all these ass loving hobos?

    Maybe not, I think, as the first guy swings at my head, while another grabs my left arm. Maybe I should have run a little earlier, as the guy to my right swings his dick that bounces uselessly off my shoulder, allowing him to grope my pec (dude had fucking fingernails) before securing my right arm,

    Maybe I shouldn't have asked that guy to stop playing peek a boo with his girlfriend, I think as I narrowly dodge a straight pelvic thrust from the guy in front of me. That fucking hurts, the realisation that a dude has just grabbed me by the back and has begun to search for my starfish with his submarine.

    The guy who I told to stop playing peek a boo with his girl is standing laughing this forced laugh. I edge over to him, careful to avoid dicks to my face and head, a couple hit the back, glance of my cheek, miss by a hair, some land, but they are crap (or perhaps covered in crap, who can say). Before the cunts understand whats hit them, I've flowed out of the doggie style position while simultaneously twisting their legs into a standing double lotus pose # 12 (see page 175 of The Karma Sutra).

    There is a crack of pelvic bone to my left and I glance to enjoy the smirk fade and the pain distort. The guy on the right is bigger and has moved out of the lotus pose, he throws a prostate punishing special attack but a solid surprising closing of the gap and a dick to the nose and his face turns to putty. The guy who was laughing looks shocked, I'm still copping cocks to the back and now near my ear, but I grab the comedian around the neck and bring two knees to his temple, sprawling him on the ground (where I can rape him). Maybe I do have the skills, I think, facing the remaining three cock hungry hobos

    Do I have the skills or am I just super gay for homeless man salami?

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    I edited his post to reflect what truly transpired that night. Upon re-reading it I feel a strong desire to take a shower.
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    Quote Originally Posted by battlefields
    There's something about going toe to toe that appeals to me. So when I am confronted with going toe to toe to toe to toe to toe to toe to toe, I have to think, do I have the appropriate skills to beat six people. Maybe not, I think, as the first guy swings at my head, while another grabs my left arm. Maybe I should have run a little earlier, as the guy to my right swings a hook that bounces uselessly off my shoulder, allowing him to grope my pec (dude had fucking fingernails) before securing my right arm, Maybe I shouldn't have asked that guy to stop hitting his girlfriend, I think as I narrowly dodge a straight jab from the guy in front of me. That fucking hurts, the realisation that a dude has just kneed me in the back and has begun punching my kidneys. The guy who I told to stop hitting his girl is standing laughing this forced laugh. I edge over to him, careful to avoid punches to my face and head, a couple hit the back, glance of my cheek, miss by a hair, some land, but they are crap. Before the cunts understand whats hit them, I've flowed out of the two arm grips while simultaneously twisting their arms into a standing arm bar. There is a crack of bone to my left and I glance to enjoy the smirk fade and the pain distort. The guy on the right is bigger and has moved out of the arm bar, he throws a haymaker but a solid surprising closing of the gap and an elbow to the nose and his face turns to putty. The guy who was laughing looks shocked, I'm still copping punches to the back and now near my ear, but I grab the comedian around the neck and bring two knees to his temple, sprawling him on the ground. Maybe I do have the skills, I think, facing the remaining three.
    Do I have the skills or am I full of bullshido?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeFan

    I edited his post to reflect what truly transpired that night. Upon re-reading it I feel a strong desire to take a shower in man fat
    oh, you bad boy
    Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

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    There is somthing about the OP that makes me puke.
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    I couldn't be bothered to read it all, what's going?
    " The reason elite level MMAists don't fight with aikido is the same reason elite level swimmers don't swim with their lips." - Virus

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    Posted On:
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    Someone is failing at literary masturbation, that's all.

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