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  1. battlefields is offline
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    True or False: Budo or Bullshido

    There's something about going toe to toe that appeals to me. So when I am confronted with going toe to toe to toe to toe to toe to toe to toe, I have to think, do I have the appropriate skills to beat six people. Maybe not, I think, as the first guy swings at my head, while another grabs my left arm. Maybe I should have run a little earlier, as the guy to my right swings a hook that bounces uselessly off my shoulder, allowing him to grope my pec (dude had fucking fingernails) before securing my right arm, Maybe I shouldn't have asked that guy to stop hitting his girlfriend, I think as I narrowly dodge a straight jab from the guy in front of me. That fucking hurts, the realisation that a dude has just kneed me in the back and has begun punching my kidneys. The guy who I told to stop hitting his girl is standing laughing this forced laugh. I edge over to him, careful to avoid punches to my face and head, a couple hit the back, glance of my cheek, miss by a hair, some land, but they are crap. Before the cunts understand whats hit them, I've flowed out of the two arm grips while simultaneously twisting their arms into a standing arm bar. There is a crack of bone to my left and I glance to enjoy the smirk fade and the pain distort. The guy on the right is bigger and has moved out of the arm bar, he throws a haymaker but a solid surprising closing of the gap and an elbow to the nose and his face turns to putty. The guy who was laughing looks shocked, I'm still copping punches to the back and now near my ear, but I grab the comedian around the neck and bring two knees to his temple, sprawling him on the ground. Maybe I do have the skills, I think, facing the remaining three.
    Do I have the skills or am I full of bullshido?
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    Welcome to Bullshido, the best Martial Arts forum on the entire Internet, battlefields. Seriously, you won't regret your choice to join us. We're a great bunch of folks, except for Hannibal. And Sirc. And TaiGip. And MMA Kid. And... well, you get the point.
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    What the hell are you saying?
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    I'll say bullshido. I can smell it on your type face.
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    This reeks of fanfiction.
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    YMAS, YMAS...
    perhaps my prayers will be answered.

    EDIT: or Duffshido.
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    I'll be putting more of these in, using the same "type face", if by that you mean literary structure or prose.
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    Please do not call this literature.
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    Quote Originally Posted by battlefields
    I'll be putting more of these in, using the same "type face", if by that you mean literary structure or prose.
    Really?

    Prose?

    Literary Structure? Hmmmmm.

    Take the gloves off and grammatically beat on each other and dead horses such as Style vs. Style, Chi, Ashida Kim, George Dillman, and related, retarded discussions. Lightly moderated, for blatantly obvious idiocy and NSFW or illegal content.
    Guess what that means...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by battlefields
    There's something about going toe to toe that appeals to me but when I am confronted with going toe to toe to toe to toe to toe to toe to toe I have to think, "do I have the appropriate skills to beat six people?"

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    Maybe not.' I think, as the first guy swings at my head, another one grabing my left arm.

    'Maybe I should have run a little earlier.' as the guy to my right swings a hook that bounces uselessly off my shoulder, (groping my pec; dude had fucking fingernails) before securing my right arm.

    '
    Maybe I shouldn't have asked that guy to stop hitting his girlfriend.' I think as I narrowly dodge a straight jab from the guy in front of me. That fucking hurts, the realisation that a dude has just kneed me in the back and has begun punching my kidneys. The guy who I told to stop hitting his girl is standing laughing this forced laugh. Edging over to him, being careful to avoid punches to my face and head, a couple hiting my back, glancing off my cheek; some land, but they are crap.

    Before the cunts understand whats hit them, I've flowed out of the two arm grips while simultaneously twisting their arms into a standing arm bar. There is a crack of bone to my left and I glance to enjoy the smirk fade, his face distorting in pain. The guy on the right is bigger and has moved out of the arm bar, he throws a haymaker but a solid surprising closing of the gap and an elbow to the nose turns his face to putty.

    The guy who was laughing looks shocked, I'm still copping punches to the back and now near my ear, but I grab the comedian around the neck and bring two knees to his temple, sprawling him on the ground. 'Maybe I do have the skills.' I think, facing the remaining three.

    Do I have the skills or am I full of bullshido?
    I had nothing better to do, so I took the liberty of breaking this into paragraphs. I also made other minor edits for the sake of readability [marked these in bold for your benefit.]

    In the future, please refrain from posting (particularly in english) because rape isn't funny and we don't care about your delusional fantasies.
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