Thread: True or False: Budo or Bullshido
1/21/2009 12:23am, #1
True or False: Budo or Bullshido
There's something about going toe to toe that appeals to me. So when I am confronted with going toe to toe to toe to toe to toe to toe to toe, I have to think, do I have the appropriate skills to beat six people. Maybe not, I think, as the first guy swings at my head, while another grabs my left arm. Maybe I should have run a little earlier, as the guy to my right swings a hook that bounces uselessly off my shoulder, allowing him to grope my pec (dude had fucking fingernails) before securing my right arm, Maybe I shouldn't have asked that guy to stop hitting his girlfriend, I think as I narrowly dodge a straight jab from the guy in front of me. That fucking hurts, the realisation that a dude has just kneed me in the back and has begun punching my kidneys. The guy who I told to stop hitting his girl is standing laughing this forced laugh. I edge over to him, careful to avoid punches to my face and head, a couple hit the back, glance of my cheek, miss by a hair, some land, but they are crap. Before the cunts understand whats hit them, I've flowed out of the two arm grips while simultaneously twisting their arms into a standing arm bar. There is a crack of bone to my left and I glance to enjoy the smirk fade and the pain distort. The guy on the right is bigger and has moved out of the arm bar, he throws a haymaker but a solid surprising closing of the gap and an elbow to the nose and his face turns to putty. The guy who was laughing looks shocked, I'm still copping punches to the back and now near my ear, but I grab the comedian around the neck and bring two knees to his temple, sprawling him on the ground. Maybe I do have the skills, I think, facing the remaining three.
Do I have the skills or am I full of bullshido?
1/21/2009 12:24am, #2BJJbotGuest
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1/21/2009 12:41am, #3
What the hell are you saying?
1/21/2009 12:41am, #4
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I'll say bullshido. I can smell it on your type face.
1/21/2009 12:46am, #5
1/21/2009 12:47am, #6
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perhaps my prayers will be answered.
EDIT: or Duffshido.
1/21/2009 1:02am, #7
I'll be putting more of these in, using the same "type face", if by that you mean literary structure or prose.
1/21/2009 2:14am, #8
Please do not call this literature.
1/21/2009 2:18am, #9Originally Posted by battlefields
Literary Structure? Hmmmmm.
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1/21/2009 2:44am, #10
Originally Posted by battlefields
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