Posted On:1/19/2009 6:52am
Style: Ex-Tiger KF, ex-SanDa
man, so which is worse. The dull ache of a scrot trauma....or the active burn of a PenOr crushed asunder?Also there's obviously getting kicked in the whole package...but I'm not really thinking about the total junk crusher.
Due to my poor stance, and lack of talent and athleticism, I've often been kicked in the nuts...though not of late.
I'm leaning toward rather getting peNor crushed....at least I could still make babies...even if I'd have to drill a new hole.
Well, enough of that. What do y'all think? Girls weigh in too....would you rather get boobpunched, or catch a pelvic boot?
This is all I do: girls, photography and BJJ...
Posted On:1/19/2009 7:00am
And I thought I could never use this anywhere ....
Sometimes you lose and sometimes the other guy wins.
At this point I don't owe anybody an explenation.
Schools I trained at:
Lotus Club Cetepe Liberdade Sao Paulo
Renzo Gracie NYC
New York Combat Sambo
Just waiting for the paperboy.
Posted On:1/19/2009 7:01am
Tell you what, if you pay for my ticket ill fly over and apply both moves, you pick one.
It will be scientific, perhaps even therefor taxreductable?
Ofcourse i'll stay for a week to care for your girlfriend since you wil be recovering.
You're most welcome. :-p
Posted On:1/19/2009 7:04am
thx. That picture was wrong of you. The falcon punch eh? Damn.
Posted On:1/19/2009 7:38am
Pen0r trauma in the past has resulted in temporary pain during urination, which leans my favour in the direction of nut shots.
Posted On:1/19/2009 7:50am
I vote for Scrot!
If i ever get made into a character for a computer game I want the Falcon punch to be my special move.
Posted On:1/19/2009 7:51am
i would like to kiss the booboo...amirite?
high five anyone?
the dull ache eh? I used to lean that way. That was until I took two shin kicks to the ballsack from a russian ex-sambo guy, I used to train with. It did motivate me to a good round of sparring, I was kinda pissed...but it's never worth the throbbing.
Posted On:1/19/2009 7:52am
*high fives Lebell, but can't reach his arms, tooo tall Dutchman*
Posted On:1/19/2009 8:01am
i headbutted a guy once in his nuts.
honest to god, it was an accident.
years ago when i was 20 and naieve and handsome, i started in the advanced class of JJJ.
i was so proud.
this guy was working on a kata for his 3rd dan or something and asked me if i would be his uke.
at the end of the class he had to show it to teh sensei and he was rushing stuff.
i didnt have the time to really properly know the correct ' choreography' of the kata, which attack would come after what other etc.
so end of class, he's showing off with me as uke and **** hits the fan..or nuts actually.
in the kata i grabbed his collar in judo grip.
he throws me on my ass o soto gari style, and stamps on my face, im supposed to dodge and i think do a sciccor on his leg or something.
so this guy is doing the kata hard like a maniac and i lose track of whats coming, suddenly the bastard stamps towards my head!!
in a reflex i sorta dodge and grab his belt ramming myself upwards...headbutting him FULL in the nuts...
everyone bursted into laughing and he didnt speak to me for a week...
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