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    Best Practical Joke

    OK, its the Spirit of the Eagle Judo camp. What a year. Mike Swain was there. Igor Yakimov was there. John Saylor was there...

    OK, I am doing my magic show, everyone in the theater. The big guys are in the back.

    Guy goes up to John Saylor and says: "Sir, I have followed your career for many years, I think you are an outstanding Judoka, may I ask for your Autograph?"

    John gets all flushed, says of course, writes a nice note to the guy and hands it to him.

    Guy looks down at it, tears it up and says "Oh ****, I thought you were Mike Swain!"

    Mike almost blew the joke and had to move. Everyone died, John has the funniest look on his face, he can't follow it, until he looks at the stage. I am waving at him, and he knows he's been had.

    I know you guys are going to do that to someone, just leave me out of it.

    After Chuck Norris "killed" Gene LeBell in Texas, I pulled that on him at the diner later. Gene had no clue and fell out of his chair when the guy said "I thought you were Gene LeBell."

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    Holy **** that's awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mtripp View Post
    OK, its the Spirit of the Eagle Judo camp. What a year. Mike Swain was there. Igor Yakimov was there. John Saylor was there...

    OK, I am doing my magic show, everyone in the theater. The big guys are in the back.

    Guy goes up to John Saylor and says: "Sir, I have followed your career for many years, I think you are an outstanding Judoka, may I ask for your Autograph?"

    John gets all flushed, says of course, writes a nice note to the guy and hands it to him.

    Guy looks down at it, tears it up and says "Oh ****, I thought you were Mike Swain!"

    Mike almost blew the joke and had to move. Everyone died, John has the funniest look on his face, he can't follow it, until he looks at the stage. I am waving at him, and he knows he's been had.

    I know you guys are going to do that to someone, just leave me out of it.

    After Chuck Norris "killed" Gene LeBell in Texas, I pulled that on him at the diner later. Gene had no clue and fell out of his chair when the guy said "I thought you were Gene LeBell."
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