USMC Combat Instructor
Posted On:1/16/2009 6:34pm
Style: MCMAP, Judo, sex appeal
Alright, so i'm sure we've all heard the whole, "don't get laid before the tournament/fight/etc" mantra, right?
I'm not sure if there is any truth to it at all, but in the off chance that Coach Christian/Phelan were right in 8th grade as they told us to keep it in our pants before regionals, I decided to decline on an opportunity for "excercise", if you will.
So, Bullshido, is there any truth to the whole, "don't **** before a fight" business?
PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.
Originally Posted by sochin101
I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy
I agree with moosey
Portrait of a BJJer as a Young Man
Posted On:1/16/2009 6:57pm
It's complete bullshit. How do I know? Because we already had a thread on it, noob!
Posted On:1/16/2009 7:10pm
Dude, this is serious business!
Posted On:1/16/2009 7:16pm
Style: Judo, BJJ
I got laid before senior nationals once... and I still got beat by Orlando Fuentes :(
Posted On:1/16/2009 7:34pm
So looks like i made the right call.
If i come up against Orlando Fuentes, i'll be sure to beat him for you.
Posted On:1/16/2009 10:17pm
Style: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
It's categorically untrue. Aggression has very little to do with short term deprivation of sex.
"No. Listen to me because I know what I'm talking about here." -- Hannibal
Posted On:1/16/2009 10:34pm
Well don't screw an hour before you have to compete obviously but the day before with some good nights rest should be fine.
Are you planning to schedule sweet nookie time RIGHT before your fight or something dude?
Posted On:1/16/2009 10:35pm
I do bjj, remember?
(also, thanks cassius)
Style: Kenkojuku Karate, Judo
It's true. The meanest people I know have probably never had a decent roll in the hay in their lives.
Posted On:1/16/2009 10:37pm
Style: BJJ, wrestling
Are you trying to balance things out? Start a crappy thread in Gitmo after starting one good one? What in the world makes you think this is Gitmo, rather than YMAS material, 3moose1? Ask yourself this, does this thread have anything to do with the technical side of martial arts, or is it a question that has probably been asked many times before?
Is there any reason you refuse to utilize your frontal cortex nine out of ten times when you post in Gitmo or DHS? Is there any reason you make more work for me than any other poster on this site?
Know this, every time you screw up, you get further away from DHS.
Articles and Reviews
Tools and Info