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  1. KO'd N DOA is offline

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    Professional BJJ fight - Sheikh wants to give me his money

    I saw a local tournament posting recently that says to my impressionable mind...

    http://www.montrealmartialarts.com/n.../mainpage.html

    KO'd if you come out of competition retirement, train hard, tap out everyone at this local competition that the Sheikh will fly me over there to tap out all the rest of the guys and win my share ($7000) of the $120,000 prize.

    Now some problems:
    *not sure wife will let me cash in the savings to sign up for BJJ again.
    *not sure I can get my BJJ black belt in 3 months so I will be entering the qualifyer as white belt (thus letting the blues and up off easy...this time) and only $1000 prize...
    *there is not much info on this so I am worried that I will either have my kidneys removed after my victory party after tapping other wanna be champs from all over the world, or end up in his daughters personal harem as some western trophy.

    Any bullies out there that will need to be tapped by me on my way to the Sheikhs money?
    Last edited by KO'd N DOA; 1/16/2009 6:00pm at .
  2. chingythingy is offline

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    Posted On:
    1/16/2009 5:54pm


     Style: BJJ

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    Are you babbling about the ADCC trials?
  3. KO'd N DOA is offline

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    Posted On:
    1/16/2009 6:02pm


     Style: Judo Sandbagger

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    No. The Pro Cup. The first one eva!
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    Posted On:
    1/16/2009 11:29pm

    Join us... or die
     Style: MCMAP, BJJ

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    waht? I want mah share of the cut for rolling with men

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=58


    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
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    I agree with moosey
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    Posted On:
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    Join us... or die
     Style: BJJ

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    If you think you're going to regret not doing it you'd better do it. Keep a journal of your training and the whole experience and you could probably sell it to one of the men's magazines as an article and make a couple of extra $$$.
  6. KO'd N DOA is offline

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    Posted On:
    1/17/2009 12:38am


     Style: Judo Sandbagger

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    3Moose1 - happy 1st BS birthday...are you going to Florida or coming to Montreal? We are closer, they are warmer, but we have 18 as the carding age in bars. (is getting your opponents too drunk to compete good sportsmanship?)

    Vorpal- I am not really in it for the cash, I want to see sand dunes, and this sounds like Bloodsport.
    Last edited by KO'd N DOA; 1/17/2009 12:41am at .
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    Posted On:
    1/17/2009 12:40am

    Join us... or die
     Style: BJJ

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    Sand dunes? ****, just come down to the Jersey shore, pull a tard out of his IROC and choke him out.
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    Posted On:
    1/17/2009 12:42am

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    Hey guys, I got this email from some Nigerian prince who wants to give me a bunch of money if I let him use my bank account.
  9. KO'd N DOA is offline

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    1/17/2009 12:42am


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    Will that get me a bye in the first round of Comp?
  10. KO'd N DOA is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by CodosDePiedra
    Hey guys, I got this email from some Nigerian prince who wants to give me a bunch of money if I let him use my bank account.
    Now I know Nigeria has coin, but I think UAE is closer and after Norway and Luxemburge has the richest population in the World. When I am over there, I could have your Prince meet me somewhere and bring your money. What were your account numbers again?
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