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  1. Echo Unit is offline
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    Posted On:
    1/13/2009 12:00am


     Style: Aikibujutsu, Shinkendo

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    It drew first blood...

    Well, cotton really, but it did have a nice blood spot right there.

    My new dojo uniform.
    Just washed.
    Sitting on the deep freeze, awaiting my tender folding caress.

    Violated.

    Savagely mutilated by little dirty claws and buck teeth smelling of week-old acorns and my roommate's under-sink toothpaste stash.

    It must have been horrible --cotton sinews tearing, the beautiful double weave diamonds broken and shredded.

    I did nothing to you, other than tolerate your presence here. When my roommates complained of scratching sounds in the wall, I did nothing. After all, the house was a rental and it made for an amusing conversation when guests were over BUT I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!

    I should have known... not to trust your varmint kind. The fluffy tail made me think you were different from the other rats. I was a fool.

    I should have killed you then.

    At least I should have gotten a humane trap and dropped you somewhere where you'd be better appreciated, say like an active volcanic flow or the base of the space shuttle launch pad.

    But no.

    I was too nice. That seems to be my not-yet fatal flaw. If Bullshido allowed me to upload music, I'd play "No More Mr Nice Guy" by Megadeth, but it doesn't, so just know that I'm humming it right now and making my plans.

    That's right you nut-munching tree rat, you pea-brained can't-figure-out-which-way-to-go soon to be road pizza little scumbag, I'm going to hire someone to replace your little beady eyes with marbles and mount your head on the wall after I blow your barely mammalian body into multiple pieces! B1TCH!

    IT'S ON!

    YOU GONNA DIE!!!!



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    Posted On:
    1/13/2009 12:02am

    Join us... or die
     Style: MCMAP, BJJ

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    That is what you get for doing aikibujutsu.

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=58


    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey
  3. MrBadGuy is offline
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    Posted On:
    1/13/2009 12:04am

    supporting member
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    This is what changed me from Mr. Good Guy to Mr. Bad Guy.

    Also, why is Adam Carolla behind your gi?
  4. Echo Unit is offline
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    Posted On:
    1/13/2009 12:09am


     Style: Aikibujutsu, Shinkendo

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Crushing on you Taco Strap...
  5. jnp is offline
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    Posted On:
    1/13/2009 12:11am

    supporting memberforum leaderstaff
     Style: BJJ, wrestling

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    Your gi got ipponed by a rodent.

    You need to Tai Otoshi his ass into next week.
  6. noobfighter is offline

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    Posted On:
    1/13/2009 12:34am

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     Style: Latosa Escrima

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    Squirrels are fearsome foes. I like to read books on wilderness survival and came across a section in one that was written by a former SAS paratroop on trapping and killing animals with improvised weapons, he talked about deer, rabbits, even cougars but said to stay away from Squirrels as they are all teeth and claws and not enough meat for the trouble. They're just rats with good PR IMHO
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    Posted On:
    1/13/2009 12:38am


     Style: TKD/karate/jkd noob

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Blow His Ass Away!!!!
  8. 3moose1 is offline
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    Posted On:
    1/13/2009 6:15am

    Join us... or die
     Style: MCMAP, BJJ

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    And Capitalize Your Words When You Do It!!!!!!!!!

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey
  9. Squerlli is offline
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    Posted On:
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    Join us... or die
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    OY! I wouldn't have chewed your fucking gi if you'd have fed me once in a while god damn it!

    ... bastard.
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    Posted On:
    1/13/2009 10:23am


     Style: Karate, BJJ

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    YouTube - no more mr. nice guy


    Be careful, know your enemy:

    Last edited by joecos; 1/13/2009 10:28am at .

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