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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1
    moose == ninja name.

    I can do almost nothing well.
    You will be:

    SanMusuIchi

    Based on your qualifications, I will award you title of Youbutsu aijin.


    Quote Originally Posted by CodosDeMierda
    Um, I have a car and a job, and I've seen several boobs in real life. I think these qualifications will put me several shaku above many potential ninja clan candidates out there.
    Your car can and will get carbombed. Probably when me, the lovable mischievious Soke, is taking your car out for a midnight joy ride.

    Despite this, I will still accept you. You shall be: Nyuubou Metsuki.

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    What is our first objective, brothers?

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    My ninjer skills:
    -I can drink a half gallon of orange juice in one sitting.
    -I can tie the following knots and hitches: bowline knot, square knot, two-half hitches, clove hitch, and timber hitch
    -I can wield two rubber bands at the same time.
    -I know how to take the child safety thing on a bic lighter AND increase the size of the flame.

    Other things that qualify me:
    -Membership at Sam's Club
    -Have read every chapter of Naruto and Dr. McNinja twice.

    As for my ninjer name, I think "Dino Nugget" should work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Munacra
    Mun-Mun the dragon at your service.

    I ride a motorcycle, own a baton sword, my employment is assasination, and relationships are a detriment in our line of job.

    We cannot get attached.
    Indeed, ninja's cannot succumb to female seduction, as it could be a sneaky kunoichi who, upon orgasm, has a poison excrete from her woman parts, killing the proud ninja.

    I shall allow you the name of Mun-Mun The Shadow Dragon.

    Your ninja role will be: Ningen Sureibu

    Quote Originally Posted by Snake Plissken
    I accessorize well.
    You didn't plead for a name, so I shall award you one of my own design;

    Hebi Anusu

    Ninja role: Youbutsu no Sengen

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    Ninja Name: Former Lead Singer of Journey Steve Perry (not only is he not a ninja, but I look nothing like him. No one will see this coming)

    Introduction: Not only do I weigh in at a svelte 185 and 6'4'' tall, I also do not live with my mom. No one will suspect I am a ninja.

    Ninja Highlights:

    -Once drank one of my roommate's Red Bulls. To this day he has never noticed.

    -Attended parties in high school and remained completely undetected by all cheerleaders

    -Rooted for the robot ninja during the "Robocop vs. Ninja" fight in Robocop 3.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taco Strap
    You didn't plead for a name, so I shall award you one of my own design;

    Hebi Anusu

    Ninja role: Youbutsu no Sengen
    futomara it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taco Strap
    List your ninja skills
    Exhibit A:


    Exhibit B:


    Quote Originally Posted by Taco Strap
    your preferred ninja name
    Hizo Foshizo

    Quote Originally Posted by Taco Strap
    and what makes you special from the faceless thousands that will want your spot.
    I temporarily gain superhuman strength upon consuming oatmeal-based muffins.
    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
    Downstreet on the flip-flop, timepants.

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    I was in the Viet Cong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kentucky Fried Chokin
    I have no job, school, or girlfriend (in fact hardly any friends at all) to distract me from the path of the ninja.
    I can disappear from any social situation undetected because draw so little attention to myself.
    My fighting skills are so mysterious they've never even been seen!
    I feel great pity for you, so I will accept you as well.


    Name: Bi-fu Sandoicchi Ouja Anusu Reipu

    Ninja Role: Anusu Reipu

    Quote Originally Posted by David Koresh Jr.
    I would like send in my application.


    Customer Attendant Gamestop.


    To Contact me pour fresh chicken blood into a silver chalice.
    If you will give an offering of Shinobi and Nightshade (For the Playstation 2), I will allow you entrance.

    Your name: Ashi no Kissu

    Your ninja role: Ketsunoana Hokousha

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    I can climb tree's and ****! ZOMG!!!

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