Thread: Taco Kage Ryu Tryout Thread
1/11/2009 9:39pm, #1
Taco Kage Ryu Tryout Thread
So, you've snuck around. You've swung your chucks around a few times. But it wasn't enough. **** no, it wasn't NEARLY enough. You throw some throwing stars at your dartboard, but that can't even get you up any more. Naruto is like softcore porn to you now. You'd turn the Teenage mutant ninja turtles into turtle soup, and use it to grease the groove with master splinter.
You wonder why your ninjutsu is so homoerotically chargedYou're hungry for ninjutsu.
Hungry like the fucking wolf.
SWAN, Choson ninja, ****, those guys weren't even close. But why? Where did they go wrong? How can you screw up the fundamental bad assness that is Ninjas?
They didn't have ninja clans. And if they did, well, they're faggots. Not the good, BJJ practicing kind either.
Realizing this small yet fundamental error other's were making, I've decided to found the Taco Kage Ryu. However, one ninja does not a clan make. Despite how fucking bad ass and good looking this ninja may be.
This is where the bullshido collective comes in.
This is the official Taco kage ryu try out thread. List your ninja skills, your preferred ninja name (may not be neccesarily awarded, some restrictions may apply), and what makes you special from the faceless thousands that will want your spot.
Remember, even you can be a ninja.
1/11/2009 9:42pm, #2
moose == ninja name.
I can do almost nothing well.
1/11/2009 9:45pm, #3
Um, I have a car and a job, and I've seen several boobs in real life. I think these qualifications will put me several shaku above many potential ninja clan candidates out there.
1/11/2009 9:49pm, #4
I likewise have a car, and a job. I have seen a few sets of breasts in real life, and have gone all the way.
1/11/2009 9:50pm, #5
Mun-Mun the dragon at your service.
I ride a motorcycle, own a baton sword, my employment is assasination, and relationships are a detriment in our line of job.
We cannot get attached.
1/11/2009 9:51pm, #6
1/11/2009 9:51pm, #7
I have no job, school, or girlfriend (in fact hardly any friends at all) to distract me from the path of the ninja.
I can disappear from any social situation undetected because draw so little attention to myself.
My fighting skills are so mysterious they've never even been seen!
1/11/2009 9:51pm, #8
I also have video evidence of my awesome knife fighting skills. My ninja name is Silent Diabetes, because I approach silently to kill my victims or just remove a foot with surgical precision.
1/11/2009 9:53pm, #9
- Join Date
- Dec 2007
- Richmond, VA
I would like send in my application.
Name: [Censored by the NSA]
City: Area 51
Skills/Awards: Bowstaff International Champion, 5 Time King of Bloodsport, 3rd in International Dungeons and Dragons competition, All Conference Badminton.
Previous Jobs: Secret Bodyguard to JFK, Hatsumi Sensei's personal Assassin, Customer Attendant Gamestop.
To Contact me pour fresh chicken blood into a silver chalice.
1/11/2009 9:54pm, #10
- Join Date
- Apr 2006
Ninja name: Deadly Whisper
* I can pass gas silent but deadly, and then blame it on someone else in the room.
Other skills / talents
* Joints dislocate easily for drunken party tricks
* Can change diapers in the middle of the night using only the nightlight in the hallway to see by