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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Thanks to a friend when I was a kid, I actually believed Chuck Norris was a ninja.

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    That movie made absolutely no sense ^

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    Quote Originally Posted by datdamnmachine
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    - That butcher shops have no problem allowing washed up boxers to beat their meat.

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    ...good thing, I would not want boxers who have not washed them selves beating their meat in a butcher shop...

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    Just waiting for the paperboy. supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by CodosDeMierda
    There are ways of doing kick catches that minimize damage of the kick. You shouldn't be trying to stop a full force kick with your body while you catch it. Kick catches are very possible.
    I agree, though they still tend to hurt, just not as much as a full hit.
    It's pretty difficult to catch one without getting some impact.

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    I learnt that no matter how many bullets are fired from an automatic weapon at a martial artist, they won't be hit, especially if they dive behind an upturned table, or a couch, which I also learnt are made from a form of super kevlar.
    The life lessons to be learnt is there is an evil organisation headed by an evil rich guy who employs many people to protect him and his assets, but that in most cases they are merely cannon fodder and barely trained in the ancient art of origami.
    You can also break any hand rail if the person on the other side is a bad guy and you need to take out his legs as he comes down stairs to attack you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sempaiman
    ...good thing, I would not want boxers who have not washed them selves beating their meat in a butcher shop...
    i just pissed myself hahaha

    ancestor veneration will always lead to success!

    doing tai chi on a large rock on top of a cliff will make you win every battle
    YouTube - Van Damme tai chi + splits (2)

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    You must train completley in secret, this way no one can counter your deadly attacks, b/c they have never seen them.

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    if your last name is Lee, you can just walk up into any jiujitsu school and kick everyone's ass.....and make the mack daddiez eat paper

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