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    stupid things i learned from martial arts movies

    in the spirit of stupid things i used to believe. i thought we should do a thread about the most absurd of the absurd from movies.

    to start, i remember karate kid part 3 putting forth the idea that if you are outclassed by a future opponent who is training with alive sparring, real heavy bag work, and power breaking, you should do katas and plant bonsi trees. later you can let out your best karate and win the fight.

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    From "Kung Fu" I learned that to become a master martial artist one must walk around barefoot and pick up hot black kettles.

    Several third degree burns and a case of hookworm later, I still am not a master.

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    That I can kick ass in tight latex pants and 4 inch heels.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    That I can kick ass in tight latex pants and 4 inch heels.
    You can't? Well ****, now what am I going to wear in my amature MMA debut?

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    I learned that a fat squinting ponytailed aikidoka is better than international criminal organisations with guns, power, drugs and knives.

    If you want to see a cool MA movie wach "confessions of an action star" it's kind of like "the foot fist way."

    Also this thread is a bit stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siniq

    Also this thread is a bit stupid.
    Which makes you doubly stupid (if that's possible) for posting in it. :angel7:
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    side kicks from watching Bruce lee movies, I would pause the tape and see how he would position his body for the kick then I would practice on friends. I thought I was bad ass cause I could push people around with my legs

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    not a single movie, everyone sucked, except the foot fist way

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