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    I Ducked Out on a Gong Sau
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    A chunky desperado confronts you with larcenous intent!

    If you have ever wondered what to do when a burly fellow stops you and frantically stops your progress, and he threatens you with a little bit of rough and tumble and you can't see eye to eye on this matter, well, let Mr. Cholmondley-Warner and Grayson show you the basis of self defense!
    YouTube - Harry Enfield - Methods of Self-Defence

    And if someone attacks you with a piece of fresh fruit, what will you do?
    YouTube - Monty Python - Self-Defense Against Fruit

    I am Bob Jackson, I am a black belt in Karate, and I've studied martial arts for almost twenty years.
    YouTube - Jim Carrey - Karate Instructor

    And now, since I am bored and don't want to go pay my bills right now, share with me funny comedy that is martial arts related. The more cavalier, the better, gentlemen.

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    The first video was new. The next two are way overused here. Good try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Munacra

    there you are, definitive proof of turn-of-the-century catch wrestling.

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    Ah, Method #4. They obviously trained in systema. Good ol' hands and knees.

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    Ah old harry Enfield. The first method was pretty damn funny.

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    Seen the second and third, but that first video was a winner. Thanks for posting it, good chap.

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    3# hypnotize the ruffian:D

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