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    Application of BJJ to Card Games

    So tonight, I went over to the home of some relatives for a pre-Christmas dinner type event. As is per usual with this side of my family, after the food was cleared away, we settled in for a game of spoons. (For those unfamiliar with spoons, http://boardgames.about.com/od/cardgames/a/spoons.htm)
    As you can imagine, a lot of rather vicious grappling over spoons ensues. At one point, while fighting for possession of a spoon with my cousin, I jumped onto the table and armbarred the spoon from her hand.

    What can I say, except: BJJ wins again.

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    BJJ'ing your cousin? More like incest wins again. Sicko.

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    What's next for McClaw? Using BJJ to make his cousin squeal like a piggy?

    Goddamn psychopath.

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    LOLZ, MOM, WE WEREN'T DOING IT, THIS IS JUST THE GUARD. PLEASE DON'T TELL UNCLE RICK

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
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    I agree with moosey

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMightyMcClaw
    I had violent, unprotected anal sex with my 6 year old cousin.
    Fixed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ysc87
    Fixed.
    Oh jeez, dude... dude, that's... uh. Ugh. Ugh. Dude. Come on now. Dude. Seriously. That's not cool. That's not cool, seriously. Gross, dude. That was, that was nasty. Why-- why would you post something like that? This is terrible. You should feel bad for posting something like this. Terrible. That's... ugh. I mean, how would you feel if someone wrote... jeez. Dude.

    I mean come on, yo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hog Father
    Oh jeez, dude... dude, that's... uh. Ugh. Ugh. Dude. Come on now. Dude. Seriously. That's not cool. That's not cool, seriously. Gross, dude. That was, that was nasty. Why-- why would you post something like that? This is terrible. You should feel bad for posting something like this. Terrible. That's... ugh. I mean, how would you feel if someone wrote... jeez. Dude.

    I mean come on, yo.
    Sorry.

    Quote Originally Posted by TheMightyMcClaw
    I had non-violent, consensual anal sex with my 6 year old cousin with a condom on.
    Re-Fixed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hog Father
    Oh jeez, dude... dude, that's... uh. Ugh. Ugh. Dude. Come on now. Dude. Seriously. That's not cool. That's not cool, seriously. Gross, dude. That was, that was nasty. Why-- why would you post something like that? This is terrible. You should feel bad for posting something like this. Terrible. That's... ugh. I mean, how would you feel if someone wrote... jeez. Dude.

    I mean come on, yo.
    eez dat sum reaction formation i see?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1
    eez dat sum reaction formation i see?
    No its PTSD, reminds him too much of his time in County.

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    well, what my joke entailed was that he was actually completely for unprotected anal sex with underage relatives, but was too afraid to admit it to himself, thus he appears to be against it.

    Like gay catholics who hate gay people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey

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