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    Quote Originally Posted by Beorn
    ok Vieux, how big are you?
    Vieux Normand, yesterday:

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    i know i live in a ***** country, but at least the bouncers over here just beat the **** out of you, just try and sue them, not going to work.

    good story though.

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    "You must have a crush on Vieux Normand, don't you? Go do some pushups or something."

    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1
    i would like to be a bouncer.

    For one night, at least.
    I did this a few times when I was younger, and my biggest respect to all who do the real deal.

    Great moments of my "career":

    - 14 year-old girl writes her phone number on a cleenex, using her lipstick, because she says she had a crush on me.

    - Another girl tries to burn me with her lighter after I refuse to let her in.

    - Have to escort girl out of toilet after she shits on herself.

    - Have to escort a guy out of toilet who painted a smilie on the wall with his own ****.

    At least, I now can say I have something in common with Vin Diesel other than the shaved head....

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    Quote Originally Posted by This is Sparta!
    "You must have a crush on Vieux Normand, don't you? Go do some pushups or something."



    I did this a few times when I was younger, and my biggest respect to all who do the real deal.

    Great moments of my "career":

    - 14 year-old girl writes her phone number on a cleenex, using her lipstick, because she says she had a crush on me.

    - Another girl tries to burn me with her lighter after I refuse to let her in.

    - Have to escort girl out of toilet after she shits on herself.

    - Have to escort a guy out of toilet who painted a smilie on the wall with his own ****.

    At least, I now can say I have something in common with Vin Diesel other than the shaved head....
    wow wing chun and then work as a bouncer...at least you've got balls!
    respect!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gunterfan3819282
    So wait, why are you guys called bouncers?
    Because they make people bounce along the pavement outside the building

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    I wish he focused more on the sweaty glutes bouncing away....

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    did it for a while. we used to have a technique we dubbed the "al bundy." there was a set of stairs that were a total pain to get people down, especially when they weren't going down on their own. how the al bundy worked is, you'd be walking a guy out with a hammerlock or RNC with their hips out, whatever. when you got to the entrance to the stairs, you'd slam (bounce?) their head into the side of the doorway, stunning them, before taking them down the stairs. that way they didn't fight back too much and you didn't both take a fall on the steps. like al bundy used to do with kelly's boyfriends before kicking them out.

    we'd have guys pass out on the toilet a lot. one time, there was this guy who drunkenly passed out while taking a dump, then he started vomiting on himself. someone came and got us, and obviously we didn't want to have anything to do with this. partly to wake him up, and partly to clean him off if we had to drag him out, i poured not one, not two, but three buckets of ice water on this guy before he woke up. he didn't know how he got wet, but decided to leave on his own since he didn't want to be seen in public soaking wet and covered in vomit. it went so well it became the standard MO afterwards.

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    sweet, we have bouncers on here.

    question: everytime i go to a club where nobody knows me, the bouncers always pick me out and sorta check me out: 'hey man, you ok?'

    why do bouncers do that?
    im not drunk or behaving like a prick, still they always feel to push their weight in front of me.

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    Perhaps they have mats that need taping?


    i don't feel right making that joke, as i'm not an over weight, over-the-hill old man...

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=58


    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey

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    Damn, i'm sorry, just look at how awesome that was.

    in ONE post, i burned Lubell and ficklefingerofFatass.

    Whats the best part?

    NEITHER OF THEM WILL COME TO THE DETROIT THROWDOWN.

    I'll be doing all sorts of shennanigans, doing manly things like kickboxing, mma, and jiu jitsu, and FFF will be at home, hiding under his bed, and Lubell well be in lolland, doing things i don't even want to think about.

    The beauty of it, it captivates me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey

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