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    I don't think Phrost would be willing to pay for the amount of bandwidth that would be required for a full article on my erection.

    Also, I have a huge dick.

    My penis is large.

    My cock is epic.

    I like ice cream.

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    So you are saying you are large in the lap?

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I could be wrong,

    but his subtle use of euphemism,

    may indicate

    he's bought a new laptop...?
    "So, yeah, Zen teachers may well insult you, work you to the bone, hit you with sticks, shout verbal abuse at you, and punch the **** out of you.
    And when the ****'s been punched out of you, you might just find that you're far better-off without it." - Vieux Normand

    "So in short, BJJ wins again. BJJ, and chainmail." - TheMightyMcClaw

    "On bullshido, your opinions are not sacred, neither are your feelings." - Scrapper

    "You entered the lions' den. Don't bitch if you get eaten." - danniboi07

    "Needless to say, it's much easier to clear a bunch of drunk kids out of your house when you're yelling GTFO and carrying a samurai sword." - DerAuslander

    "Eventually, I realized it doesn't matter what art you train, what matters is the method in which you train. Training in an alive manner, under skilled and qualified instruction, is the single most important aspect of gaining martial skill. All else is window dressing." - JNP : Saying it how it is!

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    FFF is a deeply insecure man in his 40's who practises projection to make himself feel better and is a perfect example of why some people should be ejected from martial arts schools and banned henceforth, if not banned by default.
    What am I?:

    I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

    I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

    That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

    :occasion1

    JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22

    Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.

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    FFF is a personal hero of mine. Someone I've gain great inspiration from.

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    There's no need to be facetious.
    What am I?:

    I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

    I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

    That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

    :occasion1

    JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22

    Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.

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    FFF is a fungi -- excuse me, a fun guy.

    He angers dysfunctional cripples and flounce-posting drama whores, and is thus seated at the right hand of Lulz.

    None of that makes him an appropriate topic for the wiki, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toby Christensen
    FFF is a deeply insecure man in his 40's who practises projection to make himself feel better and is a perfect example of why some people should be ejected from martial arts schools and banned henceforth, if not banned by default.
    Did he let the tyres down on your wheelchair or something?
    " The reason elite level MMAists don't fight with aikido is the same reason elite level swimmers don't swim with their lips." - Virus

    " I shocked him with my skills on the ice becuase Wing Chun is great for hockey fighting." - 'Sifu' Milt Wallace

    "Besides, as you might already know (from Virus, for example) - there's only 1 wing chun and it sucks big time" - Tonuzaba

    "Even when I'm promising mayhem and butt-chicanery, I'm generally posting with a smile on my face." - Sochin101

    "That said, if he blocked my hip on a drop nage, I would extend my leg into a drop tai Otoshi and slam him so hard his parents would die." - MTripp


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    Quote Originally Posted by Toby Christensen
    ...perfect example of why some people should be ejected from martial arts schools and banned henceforth, if not banned by default.
    This coming from you...at this moment of time...it's really ironicly funny.


    FFF is a student in Dangsudo and Arnis, but a master in Witty-oneliner-do and Funpic-fu.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jiujitsu77
    You know you are crazy about BJJ/Martial arts when...
    Quote Originally Posted by Humanzee
    ...your books on Kama Sutra and BJJ are interchangeable.
    Quote Originally Posted by jk55299 on Keysi Fighting Method
    It looks like this is a great fighting method if someone replaces your shampoo with superglue.
    The real deadly:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don't Shoot Me Santa

    None of that makes him an appropriate topic for the wiki, though.
    If there's an out-takes section, he'd be perfect.

    oh, how I long for the days when he and Oldie would charge through the forum like Macbeth and Banquo. Or Terrance and Philip.

    Viva the faggots
    Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

    Gandhi


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