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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieux Normand
    Why is it frustrating?

    Be pissed off--or laugh. Your choice.

    Anyway, there will always be people stupid enough to fall for any supposed 'MA' as long as someone manages to vid'n'post it 'working' against a totally untrained adversary.

    Let the laughter begin.
    Things like this make me wonder.
    Sometimes i say to myself: whats stopping me from starting my own bullshido school?
    the morons will be the morons and at least their money comes to me instead of some other douchebag.
    its sometimes hard on me when someone goes like: zomg i knew a exboyfriend/cousin/younger brother who has a purple strip with golden mane in fuk yuu hahd kungfu which is soooooooooo deadly.

    sometimes it makes me crazy, i want to tear my close off run down the street and rape the first livingbeing i encounter while screaming frantically: 'look like little piggah dropped it's soap!!!'

    its that frustrating to me.

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    It's not stupidity it's ignorance. If a person knows nothing about fighting then they have 2 kinds of people to get information from, bullshidoka and teh real. But since they know nothing about fighting they can't tell the difference.

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    I posted this almost 2 years ago but it still applies:

    I think a lot of adults get into bullshido for a couple of reasons which tie together.

    Usually they have never participated in real sports that require hard work, pain and dedication.

    They have never have served in the military where pain, hard work and dedication are inflicted on you.

    They are afraid in general and want to learn how to protect themselves but because of the previous reasons don't have the ability to recognize bullshit when it is being handed to them. They are sold a bill of goods that you can be small, weak, fat, out of shape, etc and still be the d34dly. That these skills they are learning are much better than hard work, sweat and pain.

    The final step is that the majority of them are never put in a situation to find out what they have been studying doesn't work so the bullshit just keeps going on.

    That, and the majority of people are pussies.
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    Yes,

    It is wonderful. Accept it. The ruling class has always known this, now consider yourself some sort of MA overlords. The soft arts are your peasent...extract the tribute you deserve. When they wonder why you defeat them, tell them you punched trees so often, their spirit emparted you with Chi and begged you to stop hitting them.

    Then watch the herds descend to the forest to smack the daylights out of some poor oaks. Sell bandaids and healing, and the cycle is complete.

    Knowledge is power.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jingle Lebells
    Things like this make me wonder.
    Sometimes i say to myself: whats stopping me from starting my own bullshido school?
    the morons will be the morons and at least their money comes to me instead of some other douchebag.
    its sometimes hard on me when someone goes like: zomg i knew a exboyfriend/cousin/younger brother who has a purple strip with golden mane in fuk yuu hahd kungfu which is soooooooooo deadly.

    sometimes it makes me crazy, i want to tear my close off run down the street and rape the first livingbeing i encounter while screaming frantically: 'look like little piggah dropped it's soap!!!'

    its that frustrating to me.
    You should start your own ma school, but, instead of teaching the usual crap, trick them and give the people what they need. At least your sheep will be able to defend themselves. (just hold the rape part from your teachings)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jingle Lebells
    Things like this make me wonder.
    Sometimes i say to myself: whats stopping me from starting my own bullshido school?
    the morons will be the morons and at least their money comes to me instead of some other douchebag.
    its sometimes hard on me when someone goes like: zomg i knew a exboyfriend/cousin/younger brother who has a purple strip with golden mane in fuk yuu hahd kungfu which is soooooooooo deadly.

    sometimes it makes me crazy, i want to tear my close off run down the street and rape the first livingbeing i encounter while screaming frantically: 'look like little piggah dropped it's soap!!!'

    its that frustrating to me.
    Seriously dude, have you ever considered counseling? Or perhaps a job as a prison guard?

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    Did you forget? He's Dutch.
    SEANBABY:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beezer
    You should start your own ma school, but, instead of teaching the usual crap, trick them and give the people what they need. At least your sheep will be able to defend themselves. (just hold the rape part from your teachings)
    hmz...i could see how a 'Lebells martial arts knowledge center for excellence' could take off.
    not just ma's but also things like: discover your inner warrior workshops.
    i'll let the guys share emberassing stuff while i secretly tape the sessions so i can always blackmail them if i would see a need for it.

    sweet, i might do this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M1K3
    Seriously dude, have you ever considered counseling? Or perhaps a job as a prison guard?
    no i'm ok, every now and then i sneak out at nights and go to the park to smack a homeless guy in the teeth with a brick.
    it relieves a lot of stress and nobody (cares to) hears his cries for help and mercy.
    i feel a lot better after my 'midnight runs'.

    maybe i should join the marines?
    i like rubber boats.

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    yeah? rubber boats...you need a rubber room, with teh special jack3t....but it's not ur fault ur Dutch.

    I worked hard at forms, and was ass-handed when I went over to contact sports. I still have a notch in my shin, from kicking my first elbow super hard. I had my stupid ideas beaten out of me.

    All that fancy ****, makes the world safer for people who know they can fight, but don't want to beat every tool up. I'd love one of these assholes I have to check, go into a flying crane stance...I need cheering up...I live in Boston...New Yorks, colder, angrier Napolionic, Neurotic little cousin.

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