Thread: The groin
1/28/2004 7:05pm, #11
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1/28/2004 7:32pm, #12
I wear one ever since I landed with my knee on a guy's balls after an inner reaping throw.
I leave it off if the rules allow me to beat people to death with my enormous penis.
1/28/2004 7:35pm, #13
i saw a guy at a BJJ school get hit in the nuts so bad that he had to roll off the mat and he couldn't get up for like 3 minutes. he gasped something about "getting both of them" in between his expressions of horrible pain.
so i figure wearing a cup might be a good idea!
1/28/2004 8:58pm, #14
if i wore a cup how would i be able to stick my dick up the guys nose and choke him unconsious with my scrotum when i was all done punching his teeth out?CLICK THE ADDS ROMO!
This chapter will also show clips from a high-speed video in which Master Bristol conceals a Swiss Army Knife inside his buttocks. -from "The Magicians Code" by Hans Bristol
1/28/2004 9:23pm, #15
Haven't checked this thread in a while.
Missed all the FoM fans.... :)
There is footage on the net of a pro MMA match, where one guy was pissed off at the other, so when they got in a certain position, started knocking his cup against the guys head.
(can't remember the competitors dammit)The Wastrel - So attractive he HAS to be a woman.
1/29/2004 7:06am, #16Originally posted by manchuria
if i wore a cup how would i be able to stick my dick up the guys nose and choke him unconsious with my scrotum when i was all done punching his teeth out?
It will not kill you, however, it will sap you of all desire to continue living. Kind of like having your armpits infested by the fleas that normally inhabit a team of 14.5 camels.
1/30/2004 11:13pm, #17
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PPPsssshhh, you fuckin POOOOSSSIES wearing damn cups. I'm actually holding off on wearing one until I get knocked in the balls real hard.
When I first started judo, a big problem for me was getting thrown and getting my balls RATTLED around. Very weird. It wasn't TERRIBLE, but pretty bad, and also unnerving. Maybe those tight boxers would help. I always forget to wear 'em.You want some birth control? You can smoke a cigarette.
2/03/2004 11:24pm, #18
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Hey, just figure Royce Gracie might someday come in your place and demonstrate something to you. So always wear one...
(If you are thinkin 'what the fuuk?', you need to watch the second Royce/Yoshida fight...)
2/03/2004 11:38pm, #19
Ok...dude. I've been at it for a while. Question answered.
You can all stop hovering back towards groin talk. This is beyond telling.
2/04/2004 2:02pm, #20
I dont wear one. When I do it seems to cause more pain. Its uncomfortable for grappling. Guess I need a bigger cup."The next one I will take will pay for my loss. Someone has to pay!" ~ The Axe Murderer