The groin

**samuraiforhire** · Posted On: 1/28/2004 6:05pm

Interviewer: How do you see your fight going tonight?

FingerorMoon: Well, I'm gonna take him down and then skull **** him into submission.

**Shuma-Gorath** · Posted On: 1/28/2004 6:32pm

I wear one ever since I landed with my knee on a guy's balls after an inner reaping throw.

I leave it off if the rules allow me to beat people to death with my enormous penis.

**Jenfucius** · Posted On: 1/28/2004 6:35pm

i saw a guy at a BJJ school get hit in the nuts so bad that he had to roll off the mat and he couldn't get up for like 3 minutes. he gasped something about "getting both of them" in between his expressions of horrible pain.

so i figure wearing a cup might be a good idea!

**manchuria** · Posted On: 1/28/2004 7:58pm

if i wore a cup how would i be able to stick my dick up the guys nose and choke him unconsious with my scrotum when i was all done punching his teeth out?

**FingerorMoon?** · Posted On: 1/28/2004 8:23pm

Haven't checked this thread in a while.
Missed all the FoM fans.... :)

There is footage on the net of a pro MMA match, where one guy was pissed off at the other, so when they got in a certain position, started knocking his cup against the guys head.
(can't remember the competitors dammit)

**NSLightsOut** · Posted On: 1/29/2004 6:06am

Originally posted by manchuria
if i wore a cup how would i be able to stick my dick up the guys nose and choke him unconsious with my scrotum when i was all done punching his teeth out?

And if you wore a cup, you couldn't use BJJs version of Kung Fu's Dim Mak, the not-exactly-lethal BRASILIAN TEABAG! in which you attempt to shove your nuts through your opponents eyes.

It will not kill you, however, it will sap you of all desire to continue living. Kind of like having your armpits infested by the fleas that normally inhabit a team of 14.5 camels.

**mikus** · Posted On: 1/30/2004 10:13pm

PPPsssshhh, you fuckin POOOOSSSIES wearing damn cups. I'm actually holding off on wearing one until I get knocked in the balls real hard.

When I first started judo, a big problem for me was getting thrown and getting my balls RATTLED around. Very weird. It wasn't TERRIBLE, but pretty bad, and also unnerving. Maybe those tight boxers would help. I always forget to wear 'em.

**unholyroller** · Posted On: 2/03/2004 10:24pm

Hey, just figure Royce Gracie might someday come in your place and demonstrate something to you. So always wear one...

(If you are thinkin 'what the fuuk?', you need to watch the second Royce/Yoshida fight...)