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    SUPER SECRET JAILHOUSE TECHNIQUES

    LMAO!okay so we all know how bullshido trs is well i just recieved an email from them containing jailhouse techniques never before seen by civilians. its great to watch for a laugh http://www.trsdirect.com/RR-311.htm

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    Hey, just kick him in the groin and scream "rape." I just saved you an hour of video watching.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Humanzee
    Hey, just kick him in the groin and scream "rape." I just saved you an hour of video watching.
    lmao.. those trs guys are emailing me :spam4:stuff like this i pretty much stay on their email list for entertainment and its always "super secret" stuff that will make anyone into a machine.

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    E-mail them back, send them Richard Simmons' sweatin to the oldies, the ULTIMATE PRISON WORKOUT, guaranteed to get your body fit for any prison!!!

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    Did you know that the inmates use photos of Macauly Caulkin as currency?

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    The Marketing question: What fantasy will sell to fat, lazy martial arts larpers?
    The Answer:
    "...but then there are the few guys who take the opportunity... and hone their fighting skills to such lethal levels... that, on the "outside", soldiers and cops and streetfighters BEG to learn their secrets.
    James Painter doesn't look like one of the most feared fighters in the world. No. He's overweight and let's just say he's NOT in great shape.
    So, when he tells you that you do NOT need strength... or special agility... or even lots of sweaty practice to "get" this system down... you can believe him. He doesn't practice. And few of the guys he's taught practice.
    They just kick serious ass. No holds barred."
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    Nooo, he's just saying that so you learn the BS techniques, and are easier to rape in prison. Now THAT's thinking ahead. :ingun:

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    This forum is for serious inquiries and investigations only.

    This thread belongs in the Your Martial Art Sucks forum which is the place we put threads that are going nowhere, like this one.

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