How do I make Cottage cheese halfway appetizing?

**ZenOfAnger** · Posted On: 11/30/2008 7:26pm

Originally Posted by Epicurus

The question is, how the hell do I make that lump of curdled demon jizz appetizing?

It's probably just me when I say this, but I find "lumps of curdled demon jizz" quite appetizing just by itself.

But if you are really that disgusted by the stuff, I would recommend mixing it with almost any kind of sweet-tasting fruit, or finding another source of protein.

**superstud** · Posted On: 11/30/2008 8:03pm

Originally Posted by FiveFingerDiscount

It is also in the PTDH forum, and isn't for trolling.

Your ban should be along shortly.

youre not very intelligent.

**FickleFingerOfFate** · Posted On: 11/30/2008 8:05pm

Originally Posted by superstud

youre not very intelligent.

... Says the poster who doesn't know how to use basic punctuation.

:icon_chee

**Neildo** · Posted On: 11/30/2008 8:26pm

I actually kinda like Cottage Cheese. I little sea salt and black pepper and it's all good.

**Epicurus** · Posted On: 11/30/2008 8:37pm

Hmm, apparently I'm in the minority here as a dude who is grossed out by cottage cheese. I'd skip it altogether, but it's a personal challenge now. I'm going to bust out some applesauce on that ************ and see how it goes. Got to get used to demon semen for when I end up in hell for being an atheist, right bro?

**fight247** · Posted On: 11/30/2008 8:44pm

i like it, but its an aquired taste. most people said pineapples and oranges already. also its great with peaches and if you like grapefruit with seasalt, try that.

**That Shy Girl** · Posted On: 11/30/2008 8:52pm

Hi. I don't really like the taste of cottage cheese either and can't stand eating it plain. A week or so ago I randomly ran across this page which has some recipes. Some of the pasta ones taste pretty good, thought haven't tried any of the other ones. Hope it's helpful.

**HappyOldGuy** · Posted On: 11/30/2008 8:53pm

If you go the applesauce route, dump lots of cinnamon in. Especially if you are eating mass market applesauce, since it tends not to be that tart.

Try the salt and pepper route too, cottage cheese is actually pretty tasty as a savory.

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 11/30/2008 9:17pm

Originally Posted by FiveFingerDiscount

I thought he was trying to make it more appetizing,

how does combining the 2 most bland foods ever created form an appetizing snack?

philistine.

OK, how's this:

bear with me now.....SALSA.

it is actually quite good in cottage cheese. Especially the Wal-Mart brand "Peach Pineapple Chipotle" flavor.