How do I make Cottage cheese halfway appetizing?

[Epicurus]

I always hear about the benefits of eating some cottage cheese for gaining muscle mass since it's a good protein source. The question is, how the hell do I make that lump of curdled demon jizz appetizing? I heard someone once say somethng to the effect of cottage cheese + applesauce = delightful, but even if I'm not just making that up, could someone give me the correct proportions?

Share your cottage cheese recipes (except lasagna, I already eat lasagna a lot) for the mutual benefit of all humankind.

[BENXPX]

I mix mine with salsa, it's delicious. It's good mixed with pineapples too. I haven't tried applesauce but that sounds pretty good.

[FickleFingerOfFate]

2nd on chunks of canned pineapple,

also, mandarin orange slices.

[superstud]

i like mine with mayonaise and bacon

[FickleFingerOfFate]

i like sperm with mayonaise and bacon

Stop shitting up threads.

[Snake Plissken]

spread it on some Rice Cakes

[FickleFingerOfFate]

spread it on some Rice Cakes

I thought he was trying to make it more appetizing,

how does combining the 2 most bland foods ever created form an appetizing snack?

[superstud]

Stop shitting up threads.

i didnt realize this thread could get any shittier. its about cottage cheese for christsake.:emo:

[FickleFingerOfFate]

i didnt realize this thread could get any shittier. its about cottage cheese for christsake.:emo:

It is also in the PTDH forum, and isn't for trolling.


Your ban should be along shortly.

[partyboy]

personally I think this should be under NOM NOM NOM but that's neither here nor there.

as for making delicious cottage cheese even more deliciouser, like they said above: pineapple, oranges, various fruits (applesauce), shredded cheddar cheese, bacon bits, paprika (the american kind), flavored yogurt, or any combination thereof works for me