Posted On:12/20/2003 8:18am
Conservative columnist and "bombthrower" Ann Coulter is once again pushing the boundries of good taste by hawking a barbie doll of herself for $29 and change. See http://www.anncoulter.org/ I thought that she is like her barbie in the following ways.
1) Is cold, uncaring, and incapable of positive human emotion.
2) Will go home with any strange man for $29
3) Doesn't eat.
4) Gets by on looks alone.
5) Will repeat the same 14 tired comments regardless of the political situation.
6) Won't complain about, or refuse to participate in, any depraved sexual act that is proposed.
7) Will look the same regardless of the passage of time because of plastic nature.
8) Exhibits no flexibility whatsoever.
Am I missing anything?
Posted On:12/20/2003 9:57am
I've never heard of the woman before, but I liked what she said in that article. Damn liberals and democrats! lol
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Posted On:12/20/2003 11:46am
Style: Injury magnet
10) Hair like straw for straw man arguments.
11) As rigid in bed as fully clothed.
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Posted On:12/20/2003 11:57am
Style: BJJ, Karate,
Coulter is a nut case. You know how many things she lied about in her book? Even that spineless baztard Alan Colmes made her shut up when he asked her on TV who she would accuse of Slander(referring to her new book "Slander").
She also claims to love the quiet country and what not but moved right into NYC first chance she got. Then she left for another peaceful country paradise, Miami.
There are alot of REAL conservatives that have good ideas for our country, but Coulter is a TV persona designed to sell books and preach from the pulpit of FOX News. Don't mix her up with any real conservatives.
"All warfare is based on deception." -Sun Tzu, ca. 400BC
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Posted On:12/20/2003 12:53pm
This woman annoys me. She had a whopper for "The Daily Show" audience once.
"I know there are some bad republicans, but there are no good democrats."
Whereas before everyone had been kind of responsive, the audience just kind of shut up.....
God this woman is like talking sand paper >_<
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Posted On:12/20/2003 2:53pm
Style: Be Happy
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Posted On:12/20/2003 3:37pm
Style: Brazilian Jiujitsu
There's a Republican senator whose name escapes me at the moment who is really impressive. Too smart to run for president unfortunately.
Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog
Posted On:12/20/2003 4:32pm
For some strange reason, I have the irrational urge to combine the Ann Coulter thread with the german cannibal thread. And yet, I'm not sure they're different threads. Flipping between the two threads is like every episode of Star Trek, they fly away to escape trouble, but they keep ending up back at the same planet. It's the German Coulter/Ann Cannibal thread. In keeping with that, I'd **** her, but I would not eat her.
Posted On:12/20/2003 4:42pm
Elbows with the KO!!
Ann went to law school and is obviously book smart but she seems like such a parody of herself, particularly considering that she is 40 or 42 and is still trying to use her blond looks to get ahead. I couldn't imagine conversations with someone like that after sex. "Your such a spineless liberal you didn't perform!" definite coyote date, where you chew your own arm off at 4 am so you can escape without waking her. On the bright side since she's hit the big 40 at least she won't breed.
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