Thread: Come On, Baby, Light My Saber
11/23/2008 1:09am, #1
Come On, Baby, Light My Saber
Two Star Wars fans are in a critical condition in hospital after apparently trying to make light sabres by filling fluorescent light tubes with petrol.
Don't they make reasonably-priced toy light sabers?
Were the aspiring filmmakers hoping for more spectacular special effects than a glowing plastic toy could provide?
Can we convince Choson Ninja to try this?
11/23/2008 1:16am, #2
11/23/2008 2:01am, #3
11/23/2008 2:05am, #4
Wow. A new thread to bring a three year old news article to everyone's attention.
I'm headed over to the fighting sports forum now to tell them that I just heard that Mike Tyson bit Evander Holyfield's ear. His Ear! They'll flip out!
EDIT: Oh, wait. Are they still in critical condition? If so, they're either pretty messed up, or someone doesn't know how to triage incoming patients properly...
Last edited by MrGalt; 11/23/2008 2:07am at .It seems to me that the Sanjuriu Martial Art is not in guestion, but, rather the character of Mr. Galt.
11/23/2008 2:13am, #5
11/23/2008 2:52am, #6
still a nice try to start conversation
I'm bored off my mind. more bored than when I remind munacra about his issues with being assraped. more boring than that
11/23/2008 2:52am, #7
Its an old story, but still pretty funny.
You know, hearing about people dumbassing themselves like this reminds me of the two sides of my personality. There's the compassionate side that likes the idea of helmet laws, safety caps, trigger locks, and other sensible ways to keep people safe from their own stupidity. Then there's the attritionist in me that says "screw 'em!" Allowing stupid people to cause catastrophic harm to themselves is how we thin the herd and keep it healthy.
11/23/2008 2:59am, #8
Your mom lit my saber last night!
11/23/2008 3:15am, #9Originally Posted by 3moose1
Of course, if you pulled out your saber in front of my mom she would just slap the stupid grin off your face and call your parents to come pick you up. She's about as disagreeable as I am.
11/23/2008 2:04pm, #10Originally Posted by mrm1775
with my penis.