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    Come On, Baby, Light My Saber

    Two Star Wars fans are in a critical condition in hospital after apparently trying to make light sabres by filling fluorescent light tubes with petrol.

    Don't they make reasonably-priced toy light sabers?

    Were the aspiring filmmakers hoping for more spectacular special effects than a glowing plastic toy could provide?

    Can we convince Choson Ninja to try this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce

    Can we convince Choson Ninja to try this?
    I mean seriously those two retards were just doing it wrong . If anyone can make this work it is Choson .
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote the article, n00b.

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    Wow. A new thread to bring a three year old news article to everyone's attention.

    I'm headed over to the fighting sports forum now to tell them that I just heard that Mike Tyson bit Evander Holyfield's ear. His Ear! They'll flip out!

    EDIT: Oh, wait. Are they still in critical condition? If so, they're either pretty messed up, or someone doesn't know how to triage incoming patients properly...
    Last edited by MrGalt; 11/23/2008 2:07am at .
    It seems to me that the Sanjuriu Martial Art is not in guestion, but, rather the character of Mr. Galt.
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    Fine , if no one else is gonna say it I will :


    WRONG FORUM U NEWB !11!!
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
    BILL HICKS,
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    still a nice try to start conversation

    I'm bored off my mind. more bored than when I remind munacra about his issues with being assraped. more boring than that

    *yawn

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    Its an old story, but still pretty funny.

    You know, hearing about people dumbassing themselves like this reminds me of the two sides of my personality. There's the compassionate side that likes the idea of helmet laws, safety caps, trigger locks, and other sensible ways to keep people safe from their own stupidity. Then there's the attritionist in me that says "screw 'em!" Allowing stupid people to cause catastrophic harm to themselves is how we thin the herd and keep it healthy.
    I'm not giving you my opinion, I'm telling you how it is.
    Can't decide which evil black rifle to buy? My thoughts.

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    Your mom lit my saber last night!


    Oh yeah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
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    I agree with moosey

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1
    Your mom lit my saber last night!


    Oh yeah.
    Didn't know you were into the gray foxes there, moose.

    Of course, if you pulled out your saber in front of my mom she would just slap the stupid grin off your face and call your parents to come pick you up. She's about as disagreeable as I am.
    I'm not giving you my opinion, I'm telling you how it is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrm1775
    Didn't know you were into the gray foxes there, moose.

    Of course, if you pulled out your saber in front of my mom she would just slap the stupid grin off your face and call your parents to come pick you up. She's about as disagreeable as I am.
    You should call home more, i think i cheered her up












    with my penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey

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