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    I second that motion.

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    Sounds like a tumor.
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    IT'S NOT A TOOO-MAAAAA!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by meataxe
    Sounds like a tumor.



    Sounds like he just popped his vestigial clitoris.
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    Srsly,

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    It could be the HIV too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrsmann
    I decide give it a slight pinch and then I feel something spray out. I remove my hand and I see a trail of what I think is pus.
    Great.

    Now not only do you have pecker-boils but now your hand is pregnant.

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    LOL!

    anyway I just got back from the doctor. Turns out the pustule is alot bigger and deeper then I suspected. The doc got the rested of it out for me. It hurt like **** coming out. He gave me antibiotic to rub on the spot. If I apply the ointment daily the pustule should be healed in a week.

    I guess it just goes to show that you can never clean your pen0r enough.

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    Jesus, you must have really fat balls.

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