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    She could probably whip most of the keyboard warriors here...

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    We have keyboard warriors here !!!
    Why wasn't I informed !?!
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    Originally posted by blankslate
    She could probably whip most of the keyboard warriors here...
    I agree.

    I'd be the first to say that there are some excellent martial artists and fighters on this board.

    But for all that vaunted skill and knowledge that we are blessed with here, there are probably double that number of people who have nothing better to do than shoot off their mouths at the expense of people who do more with their lives than bullshit on the internet.
    "Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks." - Col. William O. Darby

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    You see Blank... I am what some might call..... invincible.


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    *shivers*

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    Good for her. SHe has rank but whether she can fight or not is another matter.
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    How, pray tell, is whether she can fight a different matter? A blackbelt is supposed to mean she can.

    She is 7. She shouldn't have a blackbelt. Her instructor should be castrated and his ability to instruct removed through the use of a 2x4 to the head.

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    The 2x4 would break in half over his high block, he would then step forward with a front lunge punch and bust your face. The nutless wonder would then stomp on your head with a loud kiai.

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    I seem to be the only one who ever think sI'm funny.

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    Well, ****.

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