Marvin "Killdozer" Heemeyer - Badass of the Month November 2008

**Rivington** · Posted On: 11/11/2008 9:23pm

Pfft, if Killdozer was a real badass, he would have whipped up an armor-plated escape Vespa to zoom off on if the primary vehicle became immobilized.

Or maybe a one-man Killocopter.

**HailtotheKing** · Posted On: 11/12/2008 8:53pm

Originally Posted by EmetShamash

I can't say whether or not what he did was right or wrong, but what he did was what we would define as terrorism and he did it with no intention of surviving it. Suicide bombing or anything similar to this is not something I would encourage.

Its like a suicide bomber if the bomber had a huge flag on his back that said "I'm coming to KILLDOZER you!" and then he walked really slowly toward the building you were in giving you plenty of time to leave.

**Big Dozer** · Posted On: 11/12/2008 8:58pm

**** you guys! his thread rules, my uncle Marv rules. You piss me off some more and the Dozer will come to your house.

**HailtotheKing** · Posted On: 11/12/2008 9:11pm

Oh, I'm not saying he's not awesome. He's unstoppable! He comes to your house, but you can't stop him!

**TheRuss** · Posted On: 11/12/2008 9:16pm

Originally Posted by Big Dozer

**** you guys! his thread rules, my uncle Marv rules. You piss me off some more and the Dozer will come to your house.

With cake? Please say there'll be cake.

**Rivington** · Posted On: 11/12/2008 9:56pm

Originally Posted by HailtotheKing

Its like a suicide bomber if the bomber had a huge flag on his back that said "I'm coming to KILLDOZER you!" and then he walked really slowly toward the building you were in giving you plenty of time to leave.

Yeah, we should really call him Marvin "Inconveniencedozer" Heemeyer.

**shtupidhead** · Posted On: 11/14/2008 8:21pm

I love that it took him six months to build "killdozer" then someone said he just snapped.

**Big Dozer** · Posted On: 11/14/2008 8:50pm

Originally Posted by H TO THE IZZO

With cake? Please say there'll be cake.

Of course there will be cake. I might be coming to demolish your house, but I will be polite about it.

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 11/15/2008 5:48pm

KILLDOZER prison sexed the corrupt local government that deprived him of his inalinalbe right of the pursuit of happiness. that's awesome. i just wished that he had lived at the end of it all. he would have been a national hero. governments should fear the people not the other way around. maybe we should all find our own little ways to bring the spirit and ideals of KILLDOZER to our own lives and prison sex the **** out of anyone who tries to take away our rights to life liberty and the pursuit of happiness.