November is "Gym People" Suck Month

**Lily** · Posted On: 1/19/2009 11:52pm

Gym hate - in summer when they blast the air conditioining at my gym. I'm trying to keep my body temp up damn it!!!!! Plus I get a cold and have to fight my joints not stiffening up. Morons.

**MMAniac** · Posted On: 2/06/2009 2:31pm

I used to work out at World Gym, a mecca for weight-induced, sweat drenched, mirror-gazing auto-erotica. Here are another couple more standard D-bags always "gettin' there swell on" at the tool shed (gym).
1. The guy with bleached-tipped spikey hair, shaved arms, and a terribly orange fake tan (he may or may not also be wearing large designer-brand womens sunglasses inside). This monkey has a conspicuous Jersey accent, and always talks about partying while he works out. "Bro I got sooooo fucked up last night....I almost wrecked my Escalade."
2. The woman who obviously wears makeup, does her hair, and wears the standard slut spandex regailia emblazoned with the finest brand names. She touches her body and groans alot while lifting her 2lb weights and uses the mirror to see who is checking her out. She infects the entire gym, and thier friends, with the clap. While I must admitt that I too check these chicks out, every time they open thier mouth to talk about brangelina's 17th kid. When she speaks, you immediatly go from wanting to get with her, to wanting to spit on her. She majored in communications.

**MMAniac** · Posted On: 2/06/2009 2:51pm

Originally Posted by Lonestar

I go to a powerlifting gym, (It currently holds three world records in lifting) so most of the people who walk in know what they are doing.

But there is alot of skinny teens who come into the place. What I usually see these twigs doing is 80lbs trap raises in the squat rack.

This Guy is a Gym-Douche for sure. "scrawny pencil necks make me want to Puke......Hey mom, where is my protien? mom...I told you to Get me some protien." How many supplenents do you have to take before you turn into a total d-bag like this Guy? Why dont Go brag about muscles on another forum. I bet this Guy has never read a book that is not either
1. a Maxim
2. a Porn
3.

**MMAniac** · Posted On: 2/06/2009 2:59pm

Originally Posted by Lonestar

I go to a powerlifting gym, (It currently holds three world records in lifting) so most of the people who walk in know what they are doing.

But there is alot of skinny teens who come into the place. What I usually see these twigs doing is 80lbs trap raises in the squat rack.

This Guy is a Gym-Douche for sure. "scrawny pencil necks make me want to Puke......Hey mom, where is my protien? mom...I told you to Get me some protien." How many supplenents do you have to take before you turn into a total d-bag like this Guy? Why dont you Go brag about your sick physique on another forum.?I bet this Guy has never read a book that is not either
1. a Maxim
2. a Porn
3. a Men's Health (or other such publication).

Notice that Zero great fighters are "power lifters?" Know why? Because all that muscle uses up too much oxygen and decreases flexibillity to the point of absurdity. "Protien, Power Bars, HGH...Hell Yeah!" One day one of those "pussies" (about the build of, oh I don't know, ANDERSON SILVA) might just beat the living tar our of this meat head.

**TheRuss** · Posted On: 2/06/2009 3:17pm

Strike 1: Bumping this thread.
Strike 2: Not one but two shitty posts in a row.

Originally Posted by MMAniac

The woman who obviously wears makeup, does her hair, and wears the standard slut spandex regailia emblazoned with the finest brand names.

Strike 3: You're describing a girl from the gym I used to attend. Fun facts:
1) She's in better shape than you.
2) She's in either medicine (not pre-med) or nursing, not communications.
3) You will never in your life get your hands on a girl that good-looking. (Neither will I, but I'm not the one talking **** about her.)

You're on my **** list now.

Oh, and for good measure, strike 4: A third post in this thread that's even shittier than the previous two. Go read a fucking book. Maybe this one - start at "Strength Training and Flexibility" on page 128.

**MMAniac** · Posted On: 2/07/2009 2:05pm

WOW!
I really hit a nerve with "the russ" anyone who refers to themselves as "the" anything probably drives a huge truck, has a small penis, and listens to gangsa rap. My wife, who is a yoga instructor, is better looking than this bimbo, and without all of the face paint. For your information, flexabillity is not sacrificed for muscle mass if flexabillity is a part of the training. Ask your average meathead to touch put his palms flat on the ground without bending his knees, bet you he can't. gymnists have strength and flexabillity, because they train for it. most gym tools just want counerfit muscle to look good at the bar, it is not even functional. Yoga and jiu-jitsu are better than weights if you want to develop muscle that works functionally in a fight. Also, have you ever read a book that is not on Google? I am a doctoral candidate in Contemporary Literature, so dont try to educate me about anything "the russ," you seem about as intelligent as a bag of hammers.

**TheRuss** · Posted On: 2/07/2009 3:51pm

Originally Posted by MMAniac

I am a doctoral candidate in Contemporary Literature

You challenged me to a dick-measuring contest, only to whip out a clitoris. Nice one.

**tyciol** · Posted On: 2/23/2009 4:18am

At least these guys make use of their membership, I bought a year's membership and barely go once a week if every two... get one that's close to home guys, location's more important than features.

**honesty** · Posted On: 2/23/2009 4:33am

Originally Posted by MMAniac

WOW!
blah blah... most gym tools just want counerfit muscle to look good at the bar, it is not even functional. Yoga and jiu-jitsu are better than weights if you want to develop muscle that works functionally in a fight.... blah blah... doctoral candidate in Contemporary Literature, so dont try to educate me about anything... blah blah...

Yes, functional strength. You're absolutely right. We only need functional strength, and weightlifting produces none functional strength, you get strength that doesn't function. Absolutely. Lifting heavy weight repetitively has absolutely no strength carry over into other things, and is completely none functional. You are so right.

Also, as a doctoral cadidate in Contemporary Literature you would think you'd know its "don't" not "dont". Sorry for educating you about something...

**adouglasmhor** · Posted On: 2/23/2009 6:18am

Originally Posted by honesty

Yes, functional strength. You're absolutely right. We only need functional strength, and weightlifting produces none functional strength, you get strength that doesn't function. Absolutely. Lifting heavy weight repetitively has absolutely no strength carry over into other things, and is completely none functional. You are so right.

Also, as a doctoral cadidate in Contemporary Literature you would think you'd know its "don't" not "dont". Sorry for educating you about something...

It's "non" not "none", seeing this is the grammar thread now.