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  1. Lebell is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake Plissken
    Crazy Cat Lady is a Mermaid?
    neh, she's like 34 i think.
    she isnt totally unattractive.
    one night i got home during the weekend after drinkytiem round 4 in the morning, i walk up to my floor and im looking to find the proper key for my frontdoor, as im looking/focusing on the keys to find the right one, i trip over something, well almost.

    it was catwoman, standing there with some really tight nightdress on.
    i thought: damn!

    so im like: oh hai, sorry i stepped on you, did you lock yourself out or something.
    so she just smiles and stares at me and after perhaps 10 seconds she answers me.
    really weird like she was stoned or something.
    so she says, no im ok, im just looking for my cat.
    she opens her door and when it opens she looks at me again.

    my internal alarm system said: dont do this one she's weird.

    the type of woman who suddenly goes screaming during sex:' yes daddy.oh yes put up my ass...yeah yeah oh daddy!'
    vierdo.
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    Fun fact:

    while taking my child out trick or treating, one of my neighbors was dressed as Catwoman.

    Sorry Lubell, it was a woman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake Plissken
    Fun fact:

    while taking my child out trick or treating, one of my neighbors was dressed as Catwoman.

    Sorry Lubell, it was a woman.
    oh man, the memories.
    years ago i was attending a halloweenparty for international students.
    i met one of my ex girlfriends there, dressed like catwoman, long blonde hair, bright blue eyes from behind the black kitty mask and a posh brittish accent.
    she never took off the costume completely, thats all im saying.

    too bad she turned out to be a weird cockmunching borderline slut.

    but im not bitter.
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    Man, you start a thread on bullshido discussing some dude's pics and immediately its about sex.
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    you rather wanna discuss tonu instead of women?

    ok...

    ehr...i think he has pretty eyes and a perky mouth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell
    you rather wanna discuss tonu instead of women?

    ok...

    ehr...i think he has pretty eyes and a perky mouth.
    Yes, this thread actually is about ME.

    There are enough thread where you post pics of women for scientific study.

    Nevermind.

    Also, I don't know what "perky" means, but forget it - I'm in an ascetic phase in my life, which means I'm not receiving or giving BJ's.

    CLICK & WATCH
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    I got BULLSHIDO ON TV!!!

    "Bruce Lee sucks because I slammed my nuts with nunchucks trying to do that stupid **** back in the day. I still managed to have two kids. I forgive you Bruce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonuzaba

    Also, I don't know what "perky" means, but forget it
    it means that you should avoid going to pris0n at all costs.
    if you're ever chased down by the law dont let em catch you alive, trust me, death isnt the worst thing that can happen to you.



    - I'm in an ascetic phase in my life, which means I'm not receiving or giving BJ's.
    pro tip: dont look so eastern european/jewish whatever.
    blonde hair and blue eye contacts.
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