Thread: Find 10 differences!
11/04/2008 6:04am, #91Originally Posted by Snake Plissken
she isnt totally unattractive.
one night i got home during the weekend after drinkytiem round 4 in the morning, i walk up to my floor and im looking to find the proper key for my frontdoor, as im looking/focusing on the keys to find the right one, i trip over something, well almost.
it was catwoman, standing there with some really tight nightdress on.
i thought: damn!
so im like: oh hai, sorry i stepped on you, did you lock yourself out or something.
so she just smiles and stares at me and after perhaps 10 seconds she answers me.
really weird like she was stoned or something.
so she says, no im ok, im just looking for my cat.
she opens her door and when it opens she looks at me again.
my internal alarm system said: dont do this one she's weird.
the type of woman who suddenly goes screaming during sex:' yes daddy.oh yes put up my ass...yeah yeah oh daddy!'
11/04/2008 8:17am, #92
while taking my child out trick or treating, one of my neighbors was dressed as Catwoman.
Sorry Lubell, it was a woman.
11/04/2008 8:52am, #93Originally Posted by Snake Plissken
years ago i was attending a halloweenparty for international students.
i met one of my ex girlfriends there, dressed like catwoman, long blonde hair, bright blue eyes from behind the black kitty mask and a posh brittish accent.
she never took off the costume completely, thats all im saying.
too bad she turned out to be a weird cockmunching borderline slut.
but im not bitter.
11/04/2008 10:27am, #94
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Man, you start a thread on bullshido discussing some dude's pics and immediately its about sex.
11/04/2008 10:29am, #95
you rather wanna discuss tonu instead of women?
ehr...i think he has pretty eyes and a perky mouth.
11/04/2008 10:34am, #96
Originally Posted by Lebell
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There are enough thread where you post pics of women for scientific study.
Also, I don't know what "perky" means, but forget it - I'm in an ascetic phase in my life, which means I'm not receiving or giving BJ's.
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11/04/2008 10:38am, #97Originally Posted by Tonuzaba
if you're ever chased down by the law dont let em catch you alive, trust me, death isnt the worst thing that can happen to you.
- I'm in an ascetic phase in my life, which means I'm not receiving or giving BJ's.
blonde hair and blue eye contacts.