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  1. Moenstah is online now

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    Quote Originally Posted by f4n4n
    Is she hot and single? Then yes, otherwise no...

    And why does everybody on this forum seem to know my mom?
    In the archaic/biblical sense? Hope not
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell
    So during the napoleontic wars the french capture a british officer and they bring him to the french generals tent.

    the french general takes a good long look at the british guy and starts smirking: 'You british are idiots, look at your uniform, it's bright red! No wonder we can spot and shoot you like zhe ducks!'

    british officer: 'I say you're missing a point old chap, you see we wear bright red so when we should get wounded as officers the regular men wont see us bleeding and wont panic and keep fighting!'

    The french general sends the british officer away and calls for his adjudant.
    the general says:'take note, all french officers will be equipped with brown trousers from now on!'
    Mind you, we Normans only took part of France--surrendered without much of a fight--while England fell to us in its entirety...and they actually tried to defend it.

    Back to the invasion of greasy Dutch delicacies in Pennsylvania: you do know (don't you?) that this is the very reason why "Double-Dutch", in that state, has nothing to do with jumping rope. It's also the reason for the "Wide-Load" warnings on the backs of pants in that area (where MMA pros more often have "Condom Depot"). Pennsylvania "Dutch Country": where the lipid laager circles you, not the other way around.

    Mind you, there's no reason for mention of the Dutch East India Company: the Dutch are no longer buying and selling East Indians--having thrown the borders of the Nether Regions as wide open as possible for maximum intake. At least you might get some healthier food to go along with that decorative dot on your forehead...
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    actually, my stupid-farghing-FrancoCanadianne ami: "Pennsylvania Dutch" arose from a misunderstanding typical of the dumbfucks inhabiting Pennsylvania (cab you tell my in-laws are from PA?): when asked where they were from, the hard-working, plain clothed Shakers replied, "Deutche". As in "Deutcheland".

    As for Funnel Cake, its like crack for dudes on a Paleolithic Diet, Got ein Himmel!!

    Well, at least there isn't any threat of Lebellian spunk in my lineage!
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    Quote Originally Posted by theotherserge
    actually, my stupid-farghing-FrancoCanadianne ami...
    Stupid? Vrai.

    Farghing? Last I checked "fargh" means "fist" in Roma or some Eastern-European tongue.

    Canadian? CANADIAN??!??!? Them's fightin' words.
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    I'll be doing knuckle-pushups on concrete shortly...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell
    the chinese.
    Try the Egyptians - segregation's been around since the first two groups of people met.

    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander108
    F4N4N,

    Happeh theory. Not hapa.

    Hapa is Hawaiian for someone who's of mixed ethnicity. Like my sister.

    You fucking talking about my sister, you son of a bitch?
    They got a theory about yer sister?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arjuna
    They got a theory about yer sister?
    *must fight urge to make joke about Der's sister being very popular*
    Sometimes you lose and sometimes the other guy wins.

    At this point I don't owe anybody an explenation.

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