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    Quantum of Phallus


    Isn't she pretty? I went to the best gun store in the KC area today (Show Me Shooters, in Gladstone, MO) looking for something I could use to put holes in former trees and within five minutes of milling around this hottie caught my eye with her long curves and the suggestion of a delicate whisper on her lips.

    So I plunked down the cash, went through the background check, and took her out to make sweet noise.

    Actually I walked over to the range and put 100 rounds through her. 23 round magazines, here's two of the groups after a quick attempt at zeroing it:



    Sorry for the crappy cell phone pics, my digital camera's batteries died trying to handle the awesome involved in taking the Bond parody pic.








    Here's the as yet unnamed cutie with her evil older brother, Zombiefucker:



    Oh and the best part:

    Spoiler:
    It's .22 LR. The Suppressor is just a barrel shroud for cosmetic reasons. I really got this for my kid to do target shooting.


    It shoots pretty much exactly how you'd expect; like low-calorie butter with Omega 3 added and a dash of honey, from the black forest of Germany. I'm looking forward to getting all sorts of unnecessary tacticalol bits to add to her.

    **** yeah:


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    You should go to the range dressed like that.

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    I've done sillier **** in my lifetime.

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    BEST PICS IN A THREAD EVER.

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    agreed.


    If i had an mp5, id go all tactical with it. forward handle, folding stock. yeah....


    sweet weapon dude. ammo type will make for cheap plinking. lots and lots of plinking.
    Last edited by Neildo; 10/30/2008 4:23pm at .
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    It's .22 LR. The Suppressor is just a barrel shroud for cosmetic reasons. I really got this for my kid to do target shooting.
    That makes you an effin cool dad.

    +rep and push ups

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    Dude,

    I can never show this thread to my daughter or she'll expect a weapon like that. You've certainly upped the ante.

    The picture reminds me of Reservoir Dogs. Pretty cool.

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    It's actually a take on:


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    You're not allowed to dress as Bond. Sorry, as one of the British mods I'm going to have to call time on this.
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    Oh hey, and it's got a better trigger to muzzle distance than an uzi!

    Good.

    Seriously, that thing looks awesome.

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