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Old 10-30-2008, 04:03 PM   #1
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Quantum of Phallus


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Isn't she pretty? I went to the best gun store in the KC area today (Show Me Shooters, in Gladstone, MO) looking for something I could use to put holes in former trees and within five minutes of milling around this hottie caught my eye with her long curves and the suggestion of a delicate whisper on her lips.

So I plunked down the cash, went through the background check, and took her out to make sweet noise.

Actually I walked over to the range and put 100 rounds through her. 23 round magazines, here's two of the groups after a quick attempt at zeroing it:

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Sorry for the crappy cell phone pics, my digital camera's batteries died trying to handle the awesome involved in taking the Bond parody pic.

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Here's the as yet unnamed cutie with her evil older brother, Zombiefucker:

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Oh and the best part:

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It's .22 LR. The Suppressor is just a barrel shroud for cosmetic reasons. I really got this for my kid to do target shooting.


It shoots pretty much exactly how you'd expect; like low-calorie butter with Omega 3 added and a dash of honey, from the black forest of Germany. I'm looking forward to getting all sorts of unnecessary tacticalol bits to add to her.

Fuck yeah:

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Old 10-30-2008, 04:14 PM   #2
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You should go to the range dressed like that.
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Old 10-30-2008, 04:18 PM   #3
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I've done sillier shit in my lifetime.
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Old 10-30-2008, 04:19 PM   #4
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BEST PICS IN A THREAD EVER.
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Old 10-30-2008, 04:21 PM   #5
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agreed.


If i had an mp5, id go all tactical with it. forward handle, folding stock. yeah....


sweet weapon dude. ammo type will make for cheap plinking. lots and lots of plinking.

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Old 10-30-2008, 04:32 PM   #6
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That makes you an effin cool dad.

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Old 10-30-2008, 04:39 PM   #7
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Dude,

I can never show this thread to my daughter or she'll expect a weapon like that. You've certainly upped the ante.

The picture reminds me of Reservoir Dogs. Pretty cool.
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Old 10-30-2008, 04:41 PM   #8
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It's actually a take on:

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Old 10-30-2008, 05:01 PM   #9
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You're not allowed to dress as Bond. Sorry, as one of the British mods I'm going to have to call time on this.
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Old 10-30-2008, 05:09 PM   #10
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Oh hey, and it's got a better trigger to muzzle distance than an uzi!

Good.

Seriously, that thing looks awesome.
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