This was the first vid I watched. It's like what I imagine Cap'n Chris' dad doing an infomercial on public access TV would sound like. Lawl.

"You can be a Street Fighter Certified Master Student or Instructor."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM_wxwCGu3w

including

'how do bend knife on neck'
'super-effective wristlocks'
'5,000,000 situps'
'police fighting tactics'
'deadly street backbreakers and groin destroyers'
'ki'
'one inch board-break'
'deadly no gi finishers'
'deadly'
'deadly'
'deadly'
'how to look as good as Dr. Ted'

There's just so much jaw-dropping stuff here that it's probably best that you just watch it yourself.