I could be wrong, but it sounds like he is talking about Dr. Ted Gambordella. I had one of his books about streetfighting Fight for Your Life http://www.amazon.com/Fight-Your-Life-Secrets-Fighting/dp/0873642511/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1225439511&sr=8-1.
Originally Posted by DerAuslander108
There are some pretty entertaining photos of Dr. Ted fighting in his cowboy boots, pure 80s stuff. But I have no idea about his credentials.
oh my god he has a totally hot daughter on that video.
i touched myself when i saw her...
cute smile, nice figure...rrrrrr
It doesn't matter who the subject is. This is not how you do a MABS investigation.
Thats why we are no longer in MABS
So is he REALLY a doctor? And if so, in what profession?
Does he have a Doctorate in Partying Down?
Oh, dear God in Heaven--
Originally Posted by Kid Miracleman
"...like, when all these kids are getting shot in these classrooms and stuff, and it's like, 'I'm waiting in line to get shot,' instead of putting a book in front of their head and stopping the bullet and doing something-- be proactive and you can make something happen. Don't just rely upon the good luck that you're not gonna get killed or raped."
Even compared to other compliant RBSD demonstrations, this was about the worst piece of LARP'tastic fantasy **** I have ever seen. Twigs for bones. Paper for skin (which, by the bye, he couldn't even tear with a single stroke of his "Gambordella Stick"). Every false cliche about foot stomps, groin grabs, and throat punches ever perpetrated by self-defense con artists.
Hell, even his kids couldn't keep a straight face when his own **** wasn't working on television...
Last edited by Kung-Fu Joe; 10/31/2008 9:51am at .
... which he developed to combat the rising tide of sudden attacks against people playing scrabble.
Originally Posted by Kung-Fu Joe
Well, at least if we go to his website, we can earn our Jiu-Jitsu Teacher Certificate for just $95 (for a limited time, of course)! This guy can't be full of ****-- he's been inducted into the World Martial Arts Hall of Fame AND the World Head of Family Sokeship Council! He's got a 9th-Degree Black Belt (though, his site does neglect to mention which art he has a Black Belt in).
And look at him! He's 60, but still in good shape! That must mean he's qualified to teach martial arts, right?
By Kimura's golden abs, it gets even worse! Check this **** out:
Dr. Ted takes punches from an "Ultimate Fighting Champion," (aka his son)
Dr. Ted demonstrates his amazing Ki power!
Dr. Ted teaches the basics of stand-up Jiu-Jitsu (which, apparently, includes groin punches and Half Boston Crabs)
YouTube - Dr. Ted teaches basics of stand up jiu jitsu
Dr. Ted introduces his Jiu-Jitsu training (be sure to watch the inlaid video for Dr. Ted's shitty Juji-Gatame!)
YouTube - Grandmaster Ted Gambordella introduces his jiu jitsu trainin
...on the other hand, here he is with a legit Machado BB (who seems to be handling most of the seminar, himself)
YouTube - Police Jiu Jitsu www.policejiujitsu.com
Seriously, I don't think Dr. Ted really needs a MABS thread. It's pretty clear the dude's full of ****, just from his own offerings.
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