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    Aikido?

    No.


    En Ki Du.

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    didnt read the thread, but response to the OP...

    Slip to the outside, and connect with an outside hook.

    That and take up boxing....and Judo....
    Knowing is not enough, you must apply...
    ...Willing is not enough you must do
    ~Bruce Lee

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    Damn you Kepo Fist.

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    This happened to me recently, I was just walking down the street, smiling, listening to the birdsong, enjoying the Majorcan sun when this fat caveman ran at me screaming 'you, you, you' like he knew me and had some issue with me.

    Now I'll be honest, I know us guys are supposed to be ready to fight at a moments notice but I was genuinely surprised. The fat **** totally surprised me with his charge, and somehow (instinct) I found that I'd tied him up / neutralised him by pulling his rather long hair with both hands until he simply calmed down.

    By now I had my fighter's composure so I pulled him with the same hair grip down to the ground and kicked him between the eyes: which did the job.

    More **** of the bull by Sambo12.
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    ^You are not funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander108
    ^You are not funny.
    Did you take up Zen because you're gifted with a vacuous mind?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ke?poFist
    didnt read the thread, but response to the OP...

    Slip to the outside, and connect with an outside hook.

    That and take up boxing....and Judo....
    I THOGHT YOU DIED!

    WHERE THE **** HAVE YOU BEEN!?

    Also I'm beating your ass on the 16th, if you don't show I'll have to get Jeremy or James to drive me to your house. Bastard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sambo12
    Did you take up Zen because you're gifted with a vacuous mind?
    Did you join this forum to badly troll and post unfunny crap?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sambo12
    Did you take up Zen because you're gifted with a vacuous mind?
    Tell him how you are gonna beat him up with your humongous 6'5" 298lbs solid muscle frame, and then eat his children.

    Don't forget the story about crushing the skull of a gypsy with your 18 inch pecker because he looked at you the wrong way.

    Oh, and how long do you think you will last this time before you are shoveled back into Trollshido?
    Quote Originally Posted by Sarcastro
    He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.



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    At least Hithere made me giggle with his insanity. You just fill me with ragepity.

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