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    i shoot.

    but that's my reaction for everything.

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    Crouch down, and then when he's close enough...



    Works every time. Don't **** up though, your Air Force buddies are watching while they eat their lunch on nondescript crates.
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    He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.



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    Step to one side and gracefully sweep a red cape over his head. When he gets tired, then stride haughtily towards him and stab him with a sword. It's also helpful to have some guys on horseback to jab spears in him.

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    Personanlly whenever it's happened to me I've gone for a flying Gogoplata.

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    I would move away.

    Seriously, why would you live in a neighbourhood where being attacked by cave men is an everyday occurrence?

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    Are you a dinosaur?

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    "Cave man"?

    Unleash, upon his sorry ass, the most terrifying--the most vicious--of all prehistoric predators.

    Eohippus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Craigypooh
    Step to one side and gracefully sweep a red cape over his head. When he gets tired, then stride haughtily towards him and stab him with a sword.
    There's one a bit like that in vol.1 of the Bartitsu Compendium... throw your coat over his head, then run round the back and crouch down to lift up his right foot while pushing him in the small of the back. Warning: leads to instant death.

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    The best art for that purpose is Nevarikan. The "topple" punch should to the trick....

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    funnily enough, a lot of people have no freaking idea what to do in that situation. a number of times i've seen someone run at their victim with their fist pulled back ready to swing in the most retarded, telegraphed way you can imagine... then the other guy just stands there, frozen... and the punch connects.
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