Posted On:10/29/2008 7:22am
but that's my reaction for everything.
Woah. Alex Van Halen got huge.
Posted On:10/29/2008 7:29am
Style: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
Crouch down, and then when he's close enough...
Works every time. Don't **** up though, your Air Force buddies are watching while they eat their lunch on nondescript crates.
Originally Posted by Sarcastro
He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.
Posted On:10/29/2008 7:35am
Step to one side and gracefully sweep a red cape over his head. When he gets tired, then stride haughtily towards him and stab him with a sword. It's also helpful to have some guys on horseback to jab spears in him.
Posted On:10/29/2008 7:53am
Personanlly whenever it's happened to me I've gone for a flying Gogoplata.
Posted On:10/29/2008 7:57am
I would move away.
Seriously, why would you live in a neighbourhood where being attacked by cave men is an everyday occurrence?
King of the Impossible
Posted On:10/29/2008 8:02am
Are you a dinosaur?
Posted On:10/29/2008 8:09am
Unleash, upon his sorry ass, the most terrifying--the most vicious--of all prehistoric predators.
Posted On:10/29/2008 8:12am
Originally Posted by Craigypooh
Step to one side and gracefully sweep a red cape over his head. When he gets tired, then stride haughtily towards him and stab him with a sword.
There's one a bit like that in vol.1 of the Bartitsu Compendium... throw your coat over his head, then run round the back and crouch down to lift up his right foot while pushing him in the small of the back. Warning: leads to instant death.
Posted On:10/29/2008 8:13am
Style: Mixed-Up Martial Arts
The best art for that purpose is Nevarikan. The "topple" punch should to the trick....
Posted On:10/29/2008 8:15am
funnily enough, a lot of people have no freaking idea what to do in that situation. a number of times i've seen someone run at their victim with their fist pulled back ready to swing in the most retarded, telegraphed way you can imagine... then the other guy just stands there, frozen... and the punch connects.
Last edited by danno; 10/29/2008 8:19am at .
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