The best compliment ever still sucks: I am like Fedor.

**Hesperus** · Posted On: 10/27/2008 7:06pm

I'm just sayin', save for the 6'6" guy I couldn't stop sidekicking out of sheer terror (or I was just tired of his shin paying my liver a visit) I've never been complimented on my power or strength. I assume "You're just as weak as you look, lanky-boy" is just implied.

**Kid Miracleman** · Posted On: 10/27/2008 7:07pm

Originally Posted by 3moose1

I just generally hate cups.

Tell that to your necrotic left ball in a few years.

I always use a Windy (TM) steel cup; I wear Under Armour (TM) compression shorts with an Under Armour (TM) jock over that, which has a pouch for holding my cup. Everything stays nice and secure.

Windy (TM) and Under Armour (TM)... when it comes to protecting your balls, accept no substitutes!

**Holy Moment** · Posted On: 10/27/2008 7:43pm

Someone once told me that I was Bill Duff-like. Pissed off, I punched the guy so hard in the small of his back that he shat himself.

**Kid Miracleman** · Posted On: 10/27/2008 7:50pm

Someone once told me that I was Lorenzo Lamas-like. Pissed off, I whipped the guy's nuts with a car antenna and subsequently kicked him repeatedly in the stomach until there was blood in his stool. Afterward, I grabbed his wife's boobies.

**theotherserge** · Posted On: 10/27/2008 7:53pm

what other possible direction could this thread have gone?

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**Kentucky Fried Chokin** · Posted On: 10/27/2008 7:54pm

Someone once told me I was Serge-like, so I uchimataed, leglocked, and raped them.

**Holy Moment** · Posted On: 10/27/2008 7:59pm

Originally Posted by Kid Miracleman

Someone once told me that I was Lorenzo Lamas-like. Pissed off, I whipped the guy's nuts with a car antenna and subsequently kicked him repeatedly in the stomach until there was blood in his stool. Afterward, I grabbed his wife's boobies.

It perturbs me that you both dislike Lamas and that you opted for a nut-whipping rather than a poo-poo punch.