My Subconcious Has the Best Ideas
Last night, whilst sleeping, I happened upon the best dream ever.
I dreamed that I was watching MMA, except all of the fighters looked like Cirque Du Soleil acrobats.Seriously, who wouldn't want to see these two hop into a cage and throw hands?
Clearly, as far as classing up MMA goes, this is the best possible route to take. Same rules, same weight divisions, just new costumes. No more mowhawks, tribal tattoos, and fight shorts; now it's about leotards and facepaint. And maybe have them enter the cage like these guys:
Someone call Zuffa.
Your subconcious is kicking open the closet door.
Now have your subconcious to tell you to eat a hamburger or something.
Did you watch some kind of Gracie highlight reel right before you went to bed or something?
I like this idea and approve 100%.
OK, boys, get out the unitards and body glitter.
But glitter makes me itchy :(
Originally Posted by Lily
Originally Posted by illegalusername
I vote in favor of having the Cirque de Soleil acrobats fight the Blue Man Group with either machetes or Louisville Sluggers with nails through them. To the death, of course. The winners could go on to fight Stomp at the next match.
Finally, a Vegas stage show I'd pay to see.
Cirque du MMA?
If you want to see guys in weird costumes fight, just watch WWE.
Or if you love unitards, watch savate.
Excellent. Then whoever wins that match has to take on the Baseball Furies:
Originally Posted by Bill Danosky
This is all getting rather creepy