Homeo, Homeo, where far art thou oh Homeo?

**TEA** · Posted On: 10/24/2008 10:51pm

OK, just to give you a fair shot away from two of the most fucked up threads going in YMAS right now, here is a thread just for you to explain how and why your _ing _un is so much more effective than the other chunners out there.

Oh, and if this is all you've got

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=[yt]GuSMvbM76M0

you will have to do much better.

If that is your "sifu," you should suggest that he go on a no seefood diet. That is, he should avoid seeing food because obviously he eats whatever he sees.

Also, I've seen much better chi sau than that. I would like to see some video of you either doing bag work or sparring, please.

**Marc Spector** · Posted On: 10/25/2008 11:11am

"There's more than one way to play the ****."

Classic.

**homeo** · Posted On: 10/26/2008 1:35pm

Leung Kwok Bik, aka "Dr. Chain-Punch" a world champion no hols barred Ving Tsun fighter, was challenged to a chain-punching contest by "The Iron Fist of Wing Chun" Chu Chong Man, known for his motto, "Dare to Dream". The Iron Fist got beat soundly in maximum force generated on the Muk Yun Jong (Wooden dummy man). Both men weighed in at 158 lbs. On the flip side, when it came time for the reps contest, Dr. Chain-Punch got his butt whipped. The Iron Fist performed 300 chain-punches generating a psi force of 400 per punch, to Dr. Chain Punch's 211.

Why Such a difference? Simple. Different Ving Tsun fighters require different types of strength (See Look Beyond the Pointing Finger, by Sifu Wong Shun Leung). Some Ving Tsun artists like to overwhelm their opponents with a blazing barrage of offense, while others like to gain position control and end things with one definitive shot.

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 10/26/2008 1:43pm

Hey ggboxer.

How are you doing?

Is this the new slant? You are going to act hard this time?

**JingMerchant!** · Posted On: 10/26/2008 6:41pm

Originally Posted by It is Fake

Hey ggboxer.

How are you doing?

Is this the new slant? You are going to act hard this time?

This can be translated as: -

**Tom Kagan** · Posted On: 10/27/2008 10:15am

Originally Posted by TEA

If that is your "sifu," you should suggest that he go on a no seefood diet. That is, he should avoid seeing food because obviously he eats whatever he sees.

Hey, that's Tom Chi. I know him. I was just up on that deck on the roof of his house 2 months ago.

Yeah, he could stand to loose a some pounds. But, if you've been in his kitchen and sampled the pies his mom baked for the party, you might understand better why he looks like that.

Originally Posted by TEA

Also, I've seen much better chi sau than that. I would like to see some video of you either doing bag work or sparring, please.

I would like to see some other videos, too. While that wasn't ChiSao at all and merely yet another 'demo' in the midst of a sea of __ng __un demos, Tom Chi does talk too much with his voice instead of his hands... even for a chunner. (Sorry Tom, but I think you already know this about yourself, too.)

Originally Posted by Marc Spector

"There's more than one way to play the ****."

Classic.

Fuk'em if they can't take a Jut.

**M1K3** · Posted On: 10/27/2008 10:44am

Originally Posted by Tom Kagan

Hey, that's Tom Chi. I know him. I was just up on that deck on the roof of his house 2 months ago.

Yeah, he could stand to loose a some pounds. But, if you've been in his kitchen and sampled the pies his mom baked for the party, you might understand better why he looks like that.

I would like to see some other videos, too. While that wasn't ChiSao at all and merely yet another 'demo' in the midst of a sea of __ng __un demos, Tom Chi does talk too much with his voice instead of his hands... even for a chunner. (Sorry Tom, but I think you already know this about yourself, too.)

Fuk'em if they can't take a Jut.

Pak that Lap boy!

**Tom Kagan** · Posted On: 10/27/2008 11:01am

Originally Posted by M1K3

Pak that Lap boy!

I just flew in from Hong Kong and boy, is my Bong Sao tired.

Thank you, you've been great. Try the Shu Mai.

**homeo** · Posted On: 10/30/2008 11:28am

As if in a dream, Ng Mui took me into the hills around the shaolin temple and showed me here lotus blossoms. We chi saued by the river, and true Ving Tsun washed over my soul. Did you know that Ng Mui, and later Yim Wing Chun, were able to use their wing chun techniques to overcome men much larger than them? When people tried to attack Yip Man, they couldn't even understand how he deflected their best strikes and neutralized them.

**Tom .C** · Posted On: 10/30/2008 12:25pm

Originally Posted by homeo

As if in a dream, Ng Mui took me into the hills around the shaolin temple and showed me here lotus blossoms. We chi saued by the river, and true Ving Tsun washed over my soul. Did you know that Ng Mui, and later Yim Wing Chun, were able to use their wing chun techniques to overcome men much larger than them? When people tried to attack Yip Man, they couldn't even understand how he deflected their best strikes and neutralized them.

The clarity of this response is often concealed without the intake of a considerable amount of the mushrooms. Thanks for the thoughts though.