Most Useless Martial Art

**Tonuzaba** · Posted On: 12/14/2008 4:23am

Originally Posted by Angry-André

Does that mean I'm Bullshiting thinking?... ah lol? :nike:

P.S, Is it a joke? If its not, I dont get it?

I don't know why I care, but somehow it's just like watching a limbless man falling into a swimming pool - unless you threw him in, you just got to have some pity...

Andre, your new years resolution should be: "I'll read posts in different subforums on Bullshido for half a year before replying to any" - just to get a feel of how folks think/post around here...

Online communication is not like talking between 4 eyes, learn the difference to not look dumb and dumber...

**abomb** · Posted On: 12/17/2008 4:12pm

Where do I vote?

**A.D. didn't** · Posted On: 1/29/2009 8:29am

most useless martial art that i wouldnt want to study for 10 years? im gonna go out on a limb and say sumo wrestling

**Kentucky Fried Chokin** · Posted On: 1/29/2009 8:38am

Originally Posted by A.D. didn't

most useless martial art that i wouldnt want to study for 10 years? im gonna go out on a limb and say sumo wrestling

Machida got something out of it.

**astrobiologist** · Posted On: 1/29/2009 10:51am

There's a northwestern European martial art based on the use of viking weapons. It's basically focused on how to use the heavy broadsword and battle axe. I'd say that's gotta be one that could only be useful for strength training, but then I found out about it 'cause Victoria Silvedst trains in it and that's pretty freaggin hot!

**Tonuzaba** · Posted On: 1/29/2009 10:51am

Originally Posted by A.D. didn't

most useless martial art that i wouldnt want to study for 10 years? im gonna go out on a limb and say sumo wrestling

Originally Posted by Kentucky Fried Chokin

Machida got something out of it.

Besides, a huge enough sumoka would just place himself on top of your average any-other-MA student and suffocate/turn him into pancake.

And don't come with the first UFC teeth-kicked-out video. Think yourself against a sumo wrestler.

**heelhook** · Posted On: 1/29/2009 11:18am

Think of it this way... Sumo, like other wrestling arts, is practiced with a great deal of aliveness, has many of the same throws as judo, and allows full contact striking. So there for very useful. Not to mention that sumo guys aren't just fat, they are super athletic and healthier than most skinny people. The layers of fat they develop are sub-cutaneous and are like body armor. They do not develop visceral fat around their organs like us worthless Americans =P

**astrobiologist** · Posted On: 1/31/2009 7:21am

Originally Posted by heelhook

Think of it this way... Sumo, like other wrestling arts, is practiced with a great deal of aliveness, has many of the same throws as judo, and allows full contact striking. So there for very useful. Not to mention that sumo guys aren't just fat, they are super athletic and healthier than most skinny people. The layers of fat they develop are sub-cutaneous and are like body armor. They do not develop visceral fat around their organs like us worthless Americans =P

**heelhook** · Posted On: 1/31/2009 11:42am

Yeah, like that guy =P

**big maclol** · Posted On: 2/04/2009 9:24pm

if i were to train a martial art for 10 years.....
the one i really wouldnt want to do is probly....
oooo hard one i like tons of martial arts :BangHead:
cant think of one lol
many martial arts have good training history
that many people dont do today
:sex: :beatdead:

whats up with these smileys????
loll