Most Useless Martial Art

[Tonuzaba]

yelow bamboo - thread win

Seriously, why don't they take a shower or visit a doctor?

If my bamboo would turn yellow, I'd be at the hospital sooner than you'd spell "chain punch"...

[hadoken]

"insert sound of girly slap fighting here"

[Lindz]

Did somebody say my name?

[Zillaky]

I love how many times Capoeira is mentioned in this thread. You think practitioners of capoeira are stupid enough to be doing cartwheels and fucking handspins while they're fighting? hell no. While I can see why most people don't see how it can be useful. Highly trained capoeira practitioners are very agile, hard to hit/catch, usually have had some form of cross training in BJJ as well. Seeing as both are brazilian martial arts they cross train pretty easily. Most of them used to carry straight razors just cause they were easy to whip out while fighting and cut people up. Yes I know I'm beating a dead horse.

But whatever, my vote is for mcdojo taekwondo where you are a black belt after 1-2 years.

[Tonuzaba]

...Yes I know I'm beating a dead horse...

Surprise, surprise, a practitioner defending his/her art... :5wow:

OK, is the number of UFC winning capoeiristas much larger than the chunners? :5headset:

[DKJr]

Surprise, surprise, a practitioner defending his/her art... :5wow:

OK, is the number of UFC winning capoeiristas much larger than the chunners? :5headset:

What is no? Ding ding ding. I'll take Martial Larpist for 300 please Alex.

[Zillaky]

I'll take name a strict one style martial artist winning in the UFC. I can't think of one.

[Kentucky Fried Chokin]

I'll take name a strict one style martial artist winning in the UFC. I can't think of one.

Name one MA in the UFC that uses Capoeira at all.

[Snake Plissken]

You just had to throw "UFC" in there to keep him from pulling Mestre Hulk out of his ginga.

[Kentucky Fried Chokin]

No, I said UFC because he said UFC, and the answer to his question was Royce Gracie who won several UFCs with BJJ.