Most Useless Martial Art

**Phrost** · Posted On: 7/12/2002 9:44pm

When stuff goes down, which art WOULDN'T you want to have spent 10 years of your life studying?

**PeedeeShaolin** · Posted On: 7/12/2002 10:12pm

Wushu sure does suck. I think it must have been created on another planet for its originator to believe it could EVER be applied. Pretty much ANY Kung Fu licks my azz. Aikido would be a close second. Truely a WORTHLESS peice of Shid. Pretty much EVERYTHING up there sucks except for Catch Wrestling and BJJ.

**PeedeeShaolin** · Posted On: 7/12/2002 10:16pm

I bet wcsg from ADCC would give BOTH his nutz to live in a world where Monkey Kung Fu actually worked. Wush too for that matter.

**Phrost** · Posted On: 7/12/2002 11:06pm

Haha so true. But WTFIMDUMB can't say anything because this site probably scares him.

**Mercurius** · Posted On: 7/14/2002 2:42am

Dude, I can't believe

1) Capoeira got more votes than Wushu. Haven't you guys seen "Only the Strong"? Man! and...

2) Ninjutsu isn't on this list. Wait, I can believe that, because ninjutsu is the most useful art in the world!!! If I studied Ninjutsu for 10 years and stuff went down, I would FLIP OUT and kill everyone in the room, even the people on my side, because I'd be a ninja and I'd cut off heads all the time and not even think twice about it!

...And that's what I can REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**crowey** · Posted On: 7/14/2002 8:04am

are you the dude who made that site, or just a fan?
either way i love it

**Phrost** · Posted On: 7/14/2002 12:50pm

Every time I visit that site, I flip out and start cutting people's heads off!

By the way, has anyone seen Ninjaburger.com?

**:-)-:** · Posted On: 7/14/2002 6:01pm

Phrost, I'm just wondering, what ungodly enviornment spawned something like Peedee? Why would anyone talk about martial arts that they know nothing about, have never practiced, and probably have never fought against, unless they were too stupid to understand how they could be applied? What the Hell is wrong with that guy?

Oh, as for Ninjaburger...30 minutes are up!

**:-)-:** · Posted On: 7/14/2002 6:07pm

And btw, there are very few 'useless' martial arts. It's your training methods that suck.

Good TKD? Korean military, Muksodo. Any of those guys will rip you a new asshole in seconds.

You can't base a martial art's effectiveness on something as narrow-minded as NHB application or what you've seen or heard of it. To give you an honest opinion, most Americans who practice traditional martial arts suck. Simple as that. They are ****. But you can't base a martial art's effectiveness on its dumbass practitioners.

That's just your sorry-ass, complacent attempt to make yourself feel better about what style you're taking. Either contribute something productive or shut the **** up before you make an ass of yourself again.

**PeedeeShaolin** · Posted On: 7/14/2002 6:30pm

HEY!! Whats up Bidch?
If I was a Police profiler I would portray you in one of two ways.

a. Someone who has WASTED years of training time(Like myself) believing that Real fights looked like 'Enter the Dragon' or that you become STRONGER everytime you yell KEE-AYE during your Kata class.

b. Someone who was just gotten into the Martial Arts recently and has had the VERY unfortunate luck of being reccomended to a Kung Fu academy, in which case, ALL o the above applies as well.

You can bidch and cry and DREAM that because you know 6 Katas and wear a Karate Costume that you are a capable and knowledgeable person in Martial Arts. You dont know Jack.
You have no idea for how long I trained or in what styles. You just saw the Karate Kid and instantly KNEW that YOU were Daniel San and would one day become Mr Miyagi.
You will one day recieve the help you so desperately need.