The Wandering Monk in DC
The Wandering Monk, aka [COLOR=#0368ff]Scrapper[/COLO"]No BS Martial Arts - View Profile: Scrapper@@AMEPARAM@@View Profile: Scrapper</title>@@AMEPARAM@@Scrapper, who's only a few days away from tossing off the shackles of bachelorhood, details his exploits in the latest edition of his column:
I was a wingman.
Not just any wingman, either. I was wingman for a bald Buddhist at a Moroccan restaurant. It was tough, my friends. This was no “Play pool with the fuglies and feminazi’s while DerAuslander makes a strafing run on the pretty White House intern.” Nay, this was “Try to appear cool in a bullshido T-shirt at an expensive cultural restaurant to deflect one drunk psycho and her wallflower friend so DerAuslander can make time with the pretty photographer chick.”
Thou canst read it here.
Do you wonder as you wander?
Dammit, I can't see it here either!
Yes, please change "Wondering" to "Wandering." Please.