Thread: The belt sword!

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    The belt sword!

    BeltSword is the World's First Weapon System that can totally hide and conceal a massive 1Ĺ inch-wide by 33 inch-long (sword) RazorSword. RazorRazor, LLC had developed a mechanical advantage to bend a massive sword around your waist. It is worn totally concealed and in total comfort!


    It is all of the following and much more:

    * A Magic Act: because your friends will not believe there own eyes. How can a massive sword be totally hidden and released from its containment system in less than a "blink of an eye".
    * A Novelty: Fun to use and amaze your friends. The RazorSword is massive!
    * A Survival Tool: The BeltSword System may be used as a "machete-like" tool that has many functions for camping, hiking, or survival. You may wrap matches in the handle and the handle is 15-20 feet of nylon cord which may be used for emergency purposes.
    * Physical Fitness Training: Take some lessons in "stick fighting" (know in the world of Martial Arts as) Eskrima which is actually very similar to the tactics used in sword combat. You may conduct a "relaxed work-out" to very "extreme physical work-out" with the RazorSwords. (Use only dull blades with a well trained expert as part of your physical training-begin with stick fighting)


    http://beltswords.com/shop/index.php?main_page=page_3

    I don't quite get the relationship between the model and the beltsword?

    That whole website is pretty amusing, I doubt you could get it past the TSA's metal detector's though.

    On a more serious note apparently this idea has been around for a long time and there has been some discusson in ebudo about it.

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    search function nooblet.

    The Belt Sword - No BS Martial Arts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sang
    search function nooblet.
    says the man who joined bullshido AFTER me.

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    If we were to equate registration dates with intelligence then Hannibal would be here discussing zen with Errant.

    If you do something stupid like start a thread on a topic which has 10+ pages of discussion and is currently on the first page of it's designated forum then i am going to call you a nooblet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sang
    If we were to equate registration dates with intelligence then Hannibal would be here discussing zen with Errant.

    If you do something stupid like start a thread on a topic which has 10+ pages of discussion and is currently on the first page of it's designated forum then i am going to call you a nooblet.
    Plus, Ashida Kim or one of his cult members most likely joined before all of us.

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    I didn't see a belt.....
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    Son of a bitch...

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