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  1. DunkelAnanas is offline

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    10/02/2008 9:54pm


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    That Yellowbook commercial

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    There's just something that pisses me off about this commercial. Maybe it's the fact that it contains a loud Asian breaking a board, a guy in a red suit doing a jump kick, and some black belts doing air reps but no actual sparring.
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    I wouldn't mind if that karate girl jumped into my living room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ka-Bar
    I wouldn't mind if that karate girl jumped into my living room.
    This.
    DIDN'T YOU KNOW?! The Chinese know everything! And they knew it 4,000 years before YOU did!

    "Yes. Yes I am. I'm clearly illiterate and dictating this post to a squadron of several dozen trained jumping beans I've coearced into living on my keyboard, each named after a letter or character, which bounce up and down as I call their names." -JohnnyCache
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    10/02/2008 10:22pm


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    All that commercial does is make kids and parents alike think that all you have to do to stop bullies is yell, break boards, do aerial kicks, and bow to be a true martial-artist and have the ability to defend oneself........... bullshit.


    Well, I guess in the future "r34l str33t" moves aren't needed, because all bullies seem to do is give wedgies, which poses little threat.

    And apparently kids a young as 10 live by themselves as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZenOfAnger
    All that commercial does is make kids and parents alike think that all you have to do to stop bullies is yell, break boards, do aerial kicks, and bow to be a true martial-artist and have the ability to defend oneself........... bullshit.


    Well, I guess in the future "r34l str33t" moves aren't needed, because all bullies seem to do is give wedgies, which poses little threat.

    And apparently kids a young as 10 live by themselves as well.
    Of course. Parents are too busy to raise kids. That's why yellow book helps them find the nearest McDojo to teach disciprine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZenOfAnger
    And apparently kids a young as 10 live by themselves as well.
    Maybe he's just a latchkey kid and/or has really terrible parents?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kid Miracleman
    Maybe he's just a latchkey kid and/or has really terrible parents?

    He sold his parents for the yellowbook virtual reality computer to learn to beat t3h bulli3s.
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    10/02/2008 11:49pm


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    What I would like to know is, in this day and age, what the hell is keeping that old image of martial arts where there is no actual martial aspect alive?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZenOfAnger
    He sold his parents for the yellowbook virtual reality computer to learn to beat t3h bulli3s.
    Smart kid. Probably doesn't need MA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DdlR
    Smart kid. Probably doesn't need MA.

    But he does need a way to thwart the bullies from giving him wedgies.


    And like so many unfortunate souls before him, he believes Martial Arts McDjojoism is the way to go.


    Poor kid.
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