"Your mileage may vary": MA legal disclaimer thread

**DdlR** · Posted On: 10/02/2008 3:40pm

Originally Posted by DannyMac

WARNING: Archaic weapons and hokey religions are no substitute for a good blaster at your side.

(Okay, so I didn't make that one up personally, but it seemed to fit the thread.)

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**DunkelAnanas** · Posted On: 10/02/2008 4:29pm

Originally Posted by DannyMac

WARNING: Archaic weapons and hokey religions are no substitute for a good blaster at your side.

(Okay, so I didn't make that one up personally, but it seemed to fit the thread.)

Seriously, this needs to put as a disclaimer in front of every ninjutsu school.

Anywho, here are some disclaimers I would like to see:

*Any claims of ki, chi or qi techniques are for entertainment purposes only. Ki techniques have not been proven to exist by any serious scientific organization and are obviously ridiculous to anyone who has half a brain. Teachers of ki techniques are not liable for any scrawny bitches with overinflated egos who pick fights in bars only to be ripped to shreds.

*Success with anti-grappling is not typical.

**fadfad** · Posted On: 10/02/2008 4:44pm

*may be a direct-negative correlation between rank and skill

**Kistrael** · Posted On: 10/02/2008 5:05pm

Ninjertsu:
By signing this waiver you agree to that earning any rank in this style of martial arts does not confer the ability of the signee to be a ninja.

Ki:
In the unfortunate circumstance that the undersigned has his/her ass kicked on teh St33t, the undersigned has agreed that liability falls soley upon them for not using enough ki.

**DarkPhoenix** · Posted On: 10/02/2008 5:08pm

WARNING:

Taking our 2 class trial, does not make you a black belt.

**fadfad** · Posted On: 10/02/2008 6:46pm

continuation of Phoenix....

except if those two trial classes come with 500 dollars

**Tenebrous** · Posted On: 10/02/2008 6:59pm

Caution: This **** may get you killed.

**KO'd N DOA** · Posted On: 10/03/2008 11:20am

Getting drunk with friends while watching the UFC may make you feel like a MMA fighter and in more acute situations a title contender, and nigh well invincible --- well you are!, but only if you provide video proof and signed releases. (court dockets and newspaper headlines may substitute in extreme cases.)

*(KO'd, YMAS and your various alcohol suppliers, and bars and the UFC assumes no responsibility or liability for your actions or medical bills. Please drink and fight responsibly)

**DarkPhoenix** · Posted On: 10/03/2008 11:34am

Warning:
The Armbars, and other lock and joint manipulation (ie; DESTRUCTION) will make you think you are Steven Seagal, and could possibly get you hospitalised, or worse, death.

Side affects include, Anal Leakage, priapism, falling down, broken jaws, cancer, or worse Chuck Norris could come to your house and eat you MA soul!!