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  1. DdlR is offline
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    Posted On:
    10/02/2008 3:40pm

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    Quote Originally Posted by DannyMac
    WARNING: Archaic weapons and hokey religions are no substitute for a good blaster at your side.

    (Okay, so I didn't make that one up personally, but it seemed to fit the thread.)
    :occasion1
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    Posted On:
    10/02/2008 4:29pm


     Style: Judo

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    Quote Originally Posted by DannyMac
    WARNING: Archaic weapons and hokey religions are no substitute for a good blaster at your side.

    (Okay, so I didn't make that one up personally, but it seemed to fit the thread.)
    Seriously, this needs to put as a disclaimer in front of every ninjutsu school.

    Anywho, here are some disclaimers I would like to see:

    *Any claims of ki, chi or qi techniques are for entertainment purposes only. Ki techniques have not been proven to exist by any serious scientific organization and are obviously ridiculous to anyone who has half a brain. Teachers of ki techniques are not liable for any scrawny bitches with overinflated egos who pick fights in bars only to be ripped to shreds.

    *Success with anti-grappling is not typical.
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    Posted On:
    10/02/2008 4:44pm

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    *may be a direct-negative correlation between rank and skill
  4. Kistrael is offline
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    Posted On:
    10/02/2008 5:05pm

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     Style: MT nub, Ex-Tang Soo Do

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    Ninjertsu:
    By signing this waiver you agree to that earning any rank in this style of martial arts does not confer the ability of the signee to be a ninja.

    Ki:
    In the unfortunate circumstance that the undersigned has his/her ass kicked on teh St33t, the undersigned has agreed that liability falls soley upon them for not using enough ki.
    DIDN'T YOU KNOW?! The Chinese know everything! And they knew it 4,000 years before YOU did!

    "Yes. Yes I am. I'm clearly illiterate and dictating this post to a squadron of several dozen trained jumping beans I've coearced into living on my keyboard, each named after a letter or character, which bounce up and down as I call their names." -JohnnyCache
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    I feel like you eyeballin' me, dawg!

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    Posted On:
    10/02/2008 5:08pm

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     Style: Judo, JJJ, BJJ

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    WARNING:

    Taking our 2 class trial, does not make you a black belt.
  6. fadfad is offline

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    Posted On:
    10/02/2008 6:46pm

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    continuation of Phoenix....

    except if those two trial classes come with 500 dollars
  7. Tenebrous is online now
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    Posted On:
    10/02/2008 6:59pm


     Style: BJJ

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    Caution: This **** may get you killed.
    I'm picturing you drooling onto the keyboard as you type, one eye rotating independent of the other as your hands mash the keys. - Sophist
  8. KO'd N DOA is offline

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    Posted On:
    10/03/2008 11:20am


     Style: Judo Sandbagger

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    Getting drunk with friends while watching the UFC may make you feel like a MMA fighter and in more acute situations a title contender, and nigh well invincible --- well you are!, but only if you provide video proof and signed releases. (court dockets and newspaper headlines may substitute in extreme cases.)

    *(KO'd, YMAS and your various alcohol suppliers, and bars and the UFC assumes no responsibility or liability for your actions or medical bills. Please drink and fight responsibly)
  9. DarkPhoenix is offline
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    I feel like you eyeballin' me, dawg!

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    Posted On:
    10/03/2008 11:34am

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     Style: Judo, JJJ, BJJ

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    Warning:
    The Armbars, and other lock and joint manipulation (ie; DESTRUCTION) will make you think you are Steven Seagal, and could possibly get you hospitalised, or worse, death.

    Side affects include, Anal Leakage, priapism, falling down, broken jaws, cancer, or worse Chuck Norris could come to your house and eat you MA soul!!
  10. Suprore is offline

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    Posted On:
    10/03/2008 11:39am


     Style: Bjj

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    Notice: YMAS posters unlikely to know that brevity is the soul of wit.
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