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    Quote Originally Posted by sempaiman
    Where do they disappear to when they vanish????? A "Ninja Dimension"


    More like a "Ninja Blackhole"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZenOfAnger
    More like a "Ninja Blackhole"
    So they go to MAP?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DunkelAnanas
    So they go to MAP?

    I fail to see the difference, but whatever term you feel applies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickenBeakFist
    If you've watched all these clips you've actually seen all you need to see. I have the dubious honor of having seen a lot of these, and trust me, they're excruciating. Oh the 1980s ninja craze, was I ever that young?

    With that being said, no matter how old I get or how often they're debunked on this site, a small part of me will always think ninjas are awesome.

    I'm sorry, "badical"
    I've seen a lot of these as well. They are terrible movies but have hilarious bits in them. It's better just to have the excerpts. They always jump in the air and reappear in their ninja costumes and do cartwheels and flips for no reason.

    I remember the one where the ninjas are on rollerskates chasing a guy in a little one-man car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virus
    I remember the one where the ninjas are on rollerskates chasing a guy in a little one-man car.
    Say no more, my friend

    YouTube - HIGH SPEED NINJA ACTION

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    Man that stuff is classic. Especially the incredibly dramatic music for "man in suit walks through a park" part of clip two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickenBeakFist

    Wow! That is so awesomely stupid!

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    My buddies and I discovered those years ago and still qoute them today.

    Hero picks up his Garfield phone in his P.I. office, "Silver Dragon speaking." ****, I still answer the phone like that today.

    Evil Boss mocks his gay henchman, "Turkey, just 'cause you like boys..."

    Baddies sneak into hero's home, come around corner to be confronted by a windup Japanese robot toy, "Eat lead suckers!" Cheasiest looking dollar store robot ever proceeds to spray machine gun fire from it's chest.

    Bad guys put trained attack crabs with poisoned claws into hero's home, he proceeds to kill them with shuriken. Scene looks as if they actually killed the crabs. Delicious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickenBeakFist
    You ain't ever known fear unless you've escaped rollerblading ninjas beating your ass with bokkens in a tinyass Japanese car.
    DIDN'T YOU KNOW?! The Chinese know everything! And they knew it 4,000 years before YOU did!

    "Yes. Yes I am. I'm clearly illiterate and dictating this post to a squadron of several dozen trained jumping beans I've coearced into living on my keyboard, each named after a letter or character, which bounce up and down as I call their names." -JohnnyCache

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