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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander108
    Btw, Penor Rinpoche, the guy who declared Seagull a reincarnated tulku has made other questions promotions of rich roundeyes.
    Well, who is he to argue if someone's Karma is so sweet that they reincarnate as a rich white dude?
    "You know what I like about you, William? You like guns AND meditation."

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    I have a dream that somehow, someway Segal's first wife will one day kick his ass using the same Aikido that Segal learned from her father.

    Or maybe that was another idea for a low budget comedy script, I can't remember.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp
    I have a dream that somehow, someway Segal's first wife will one day kick his ass using the same Aikido that Segal learned from her father.

    Or maybe that was another idea for a low budget comedy script, I can't remember.
    Or better yet, his son blinds him and then kills him with a spear.
    Mushi mo atsui hodo
    Mushiatsui

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    ...Well **** if that isn't the most anti-Mr. Miyagi **** I have heard in ages.

    Two wrongs don't make a right, but
    Three rights make a left.

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    Anybody got pics of his daughter by his first wife?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander108
    Anybody got pics of his daughter by his first wife?
    You mean Ayako Fujitani?

    Click here for a Google image search that turned up a few. I've attached the first image that turned up in the search.
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    Oh yeah, the chick from the 90s "Gamera" flicks. I'm surprised I forgot about her.

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    Two years ago I was working as a line cook at a casino resort (which I cannot name because the Chippewas who run the Soaring Eagle would kill me) when Thunderbox played a show there. For those of you don't know, Thunderbox is Seagal's blues band. And yeah, they suck.

    While there, he ingested no less than four COURSES in one sitting. I know, because I had to cook them, and he represented half of the business we did that night, and it was all comped. I weep for all the animals that gave their lives to stoke his massive carcass that night.

    The clincher was when he ordered a bottle of scotch at 2am, well after the sale of alcohol became illegal for the night. When he was told that we couldn't provide it, he explained that it wasn't for him to drink, but to make an offering to his god.

    I'm no expert on Buddhism, but that somehow seemed more like Santeria to me.

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    ...his practice is starting to sound frighteningly similar to mine...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander108
    ...his practice is starting to sound frighteningly similar to mine...
    Wait, what? The scotch thing or...okay, confused now...'splain please?

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    'splain what, Ricky?

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