Thread: Funny Seagal Nonsense
10/15/2008 4:38pm, #41Originally Posted by DerAuslander108"You know what I like about you, William? You like guns AND meditation."
10/15/2008 5:00pm, #42
I have a dream that somehow, someway Segal's first wife will one day kick his ass using the same Aikido that Segal learned from her father.
Or maybe that was another idea for a low budget comedy script, I can't remember.
10/15/2008 5:02pm, #43
10/15/2008 5:06pm, #44
Anybody got pics of his daughter by his first wife?
10/15/2008 6:11pm, #45
10/16/2008 5:12pm, #46
Oh yeah, the chick from the 90s "Gamera" flicks. I'm surprised I forgot about her.
10/17/2008 9:10am, #47
- Join Date
- Sep 2006
Two years ago I was working as a line cook at a casino resort (which I cannot name because the Chippewas who run the Soaring Eagle would kill me) when Thunderbox played a show there. For those of you don't know, Thunderbox is Seagal's blues band. And yeah, they suck.
While there, he ingested no less than four COURSES in one sitting. I know, because I had to cook them, and he represented half of the business we did that night, and it was all comped. I weep for all the animals that gave their lives to stoke his massive carcass that night.
The clincher was when he ordered a bottle of scotch at 2am, well after the sale of alcohol became illegal for the night. When he was told that we couldn't provide it, he explained that it wasn't for him to drink, but to make an offering to his god.
I'm no expert on Buddhism, but that somehow seemed more like Santeria to me.
10/17/2008 9:33am, #48
...his practice is starting to sound frighteningly similar to mine...
10/17/2008 10:31am, #49
Originally Posted by DerAuslander108
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- Arlington VA
10/17/2008 10:31am, #50
'splain what, Ricky?