Thread: Funny Seagal Nonsense
10/15/2008 11:17am, #31
Trained classical vocalist/rock band lead vocalist
Do I have Seagull beat yet?
10/15/2008 11:21am, #32
10/15/2008 11:36am, #33
If DerAuslander108 and Steven Segal are both encarnations of the Buddha and the meet eachother coming down the road, can Der please kill Seagal? Pretty please?
And WTF is up with that video? Did he burp up his beer while he was telling that story? "you know":eatbabies
10/15/2008 11:44am, #34
Sorry, I can't see YouTube vids here. Btw, Penor Rinpoche, the guy who declared Seagull a reincarnated tulku has made other questions promotions of rich roundeyes.
10/15/2008 11:48am, #35Originally Posted by Ronin.74
Man and I had business cards printed and everything!
10/15/2008 12:29pm, #36
Go ahead and google JCVD, and then go to images for much amusemnt. I dare you.
10/15/2008 12:31pm, #37
Wrong thread, dipshit.
10/15/2008 3:52pm, #38
Out For A Kill.....bwahahaha
so here I am...sitting in the MWR room on our FOB, talking to my wife on Yahoo IM and surfing YMAS. I open the Seagal thread and not 30 seconds later this dude walks in and changes the channel to the AFN movie channel. I look up and see Seagal in this stinker...I have seen better acting and cinematography in high school plays. The best part is where he throws a sword out a window and cleanly decapitates the boss bad guy. To think...I have actually been holding onto the damn sword for all this time...
10/15/2008 3:55pm, #39
You know you're a failure as a martial artist when you have to a fight double for your fight scenes.
10/15/2008 4:19pm, #40Originally Posted by DerAuslander108
Yes. Pen0r Rinpoche is known as the "Hatsumi" of Tibetan Buddhism.SEANBABY:
"The seventh law of thermodynamics is that every time a fat person gets near a trapdoor, they fall in. It’s the closest thing we have to scientific proof of God."