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  1. SLJ is offline

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    10/23/2002 5:01am

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    http://www.warwickjitsu.co.uk/


    Notice they claim to be able to teach you to defend yourself against -Knives, Coshes and Bottles !

    Then go look at the techniques.

    This sort of bullshit gets people hurt.
    "You realise the transformations give a man enough strength to destroy a truck with his bare hands!?
    YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME, IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MANNER!!" - KiWarrior

    "Sport ? That kind of thing's not my bag baby!" - Sammy Franco

    "This system was developed with the help of notible BJJ fighter Ribbon Muchado." - "Sifu" Anthony Iglesias
  2. transparent is offline

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    Posted On:
    10/23/2002 8:16am


     

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    I think unarmed knife defence works.

    (If the attacker fell asleep standing =P )
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    Posted On:
    10/23/2002 8:42am

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    FUKKING GODDAMN YOU SLJ!!! How DARE you criticize an ART simply because its absolute crap and might get someone hurt or give them false confidence! Your GENERALIZING!! Just because THAT McJitsu sucks doesnt mean ALL people who suck suck! Its just that you have seen the guys that are GOOD that suck.

    "The only "ancient" art that's worth a damn is Wrestling.
    Pretty much everything else that is called "ancient" is just masturbation without touching your genitals." -Phrost
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    Reverse punch Kiaii!!!
  4. SLJ is offline

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    10/23/2002 8:57am

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    LOL I know PD, you're right, I should be ashamed.

    Did anyone see the bottle defence, oh my god.

    And what about this gem - (cut and pasted from the site)



    >What about Gracie Jui-Jitsu? They keep winning the UFC.

    Gracie Jui-Jitsu is very good as a grappling martial art, especially in a one on one situation. However, you might not want to end up on the floor, (Gracie Jui-Jitsu specialises in ground fighting, and a lot of their fights end up on the floor) in the Studentís union where thereís broken glass around and lots of peopleís feet. And you really donít want to end up on the floor if the person youíre fighting has mates around. This everyday random violence is the sort of situation we specialise in. We teach you a variety of techniques so that you can choose the level of violence you respond with as is called for by the situation. If someone is a bit drunk and being a nuisance, you might not want to end up doing them serious damage, and we can teach you how not to. We advocate anything from walking away, to running away to being able to totally incapacitate someone - if the situation demands it.


    Oh dear.


    Edited by - slj on October 23 2002 09:17:13
    "You realise the transformations give a man enough strength to destroy a truck with his bare hands!?
    YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME, IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MANNER!!" - KiWarrior

    "Sport ? That kind of thing's not my bag baby!" - Sammy Franco

    "This system was developed with the help of notible BJJ fighter Ribbon Muchado." - "Sifu" Anthony Iglesias
  5. Rico is offline

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    Posted On:
    10/23/2002 11:13am


     

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    C'mon guys, how can you not love a club that posts vids of the Simpsons doing karate or Kermit the Frog gettin' his freak on?

    Seriously, I didn't understand why this site rated anyone's scorn. If what they teach is Jiu-jitsu and they compete with other clubs, then if their instruction sucks, they will find out in competition. That's the way its supposed to work. Are you bashing them because they teach a full curriculum of Jiu-jitsu and don't over emphasize floor fighting? Is it because they dared question the name of Gracie? Fess up.
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    Posted On:
    10/23/2002 11:20am


     

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    My god that site rocks!

    I love University club sites! At least this one.

    Here's a couple of links for you to pages on the site:

    Grading/Belt Level/Drinking tradition:
    http://www.warwickjitsu.co.uk/fun/drinks.html

    McJitsu? No. Strange? Only in a Kermit humin' a bunny kind of way.

    Kermy goes bad (warning: nughtiness abounds!:






    Edited by - DJ Coldfusion on October 23 2002 11:21:40
  7. SLJ is offline

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    It's the weapons defense, it's stupid.

    It's the catching gay Karate punches, it's stupid.

    None of it would work, it will get people hurt.

    This is nothing to do with the Gracies, as I've said 100 times, it's to do with effective techniques. I just put that piece of writing up to show how they try to dismiss groundfighting with the old multiple attackers and glass on the floor bullshit.






    Edited by - slj on October 23 2002 11:40:33
    "You realise the transformations give a man enough strength to destroy a truck with his bare hands!?
    YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME, IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MANNER!!" - KiWarrior

    "Sport ? That kind of thing's not my bag baby!" - Sammy Franco

    "This system was developed with the help of notible BJJ fighter Ribbon Muchado." - "Sifu" Anthony Iglesias
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    10/23/2002 2:37pm


     

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    God damned you DJ !@#! I just shot half a can of coke through my nose! That's some hilarious **** man.

    "You were bored .... so you thought you'ld try some kung fu"

    Edited by - ksmythe on October 23 2002 14:39:21
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    ksmythe,

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    Hey man... what are you saying? The only issue I have is denial ... get off my drinking.



    "You were bored .... so you thought you'ld try some kung fu"
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